1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:45,337 (typing) 4 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:59,267 (projector whirring) 5 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:10,528 I thought I'd always be alone. 6 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,489 Why? 7 00:01:12,530 --> 00:01:14,491 It's what I deserve. 8 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:16,284 Oh, that's a bunch of hooey. 9 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:18,870 (both laugh) 10 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,455 It's not true. 11 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,374 Oh, yeah? 12 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:24,084 Yeah. 13 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:26,294 I've never met anyone like you. 14 00:01:28,129 --> 00:01:30,215 What are you so afraid of? 15 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:38,807 (projector whirring) 16 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,657 ♪♪ (switching radio stations) 17 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:39,409 ♪♪ (hip-hop) 18 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:41,327 ♪♪ (country) 19 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:44,330 ♪♪ (soft rock) 20 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:46,791 ♪♪ (acoustic guitar intro) 21 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:02,265 Yeah! WOMAN: ♪ Highway of red ♪ 22 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:06,144 ♪ The imprint of running-man tunes ♪ 23 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:12,942 ♪ Sunset pulls forward ♪ 24 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:16,821 ♪ You leap forth and land on the moon ♪ 25 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:20,241 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh ♪ 26 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:23,828 ♪ Oh, sweetness unsaid ♪ 27 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:28,541 ♪ The burning desires confused ♪ 28 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:34,923 ♪ Got a prayer worth making ♪ 29 00:03:34,964 --> 00:03:37,967 ♪ A moment to sacrifice old blues ♪ 30 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:40,303 (engine knocking, stops) 31 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:43,973 ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 32 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:47,644 ♪ Ooh, good woman, wander on ♪ 33 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:51,189 ♪ Drive on ♪ 34 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:55,485 ♪ Drive free, woman, ooh ♪ 35 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:58,697 ♪ Good man, never reach out ♪ 36 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,574 ♪ Drive on ♪ 37 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:06,955 ♪ Drive free, woman, ooh ♪♪ 38 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,257 - What do you think, Mr. Joe? - (Purrs) 39 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:18,675 Home? (meows) 40 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:23,656 ♪♪ (piano: soft) 41 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:46,971 CLAY: See what you think. 42 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,810 Wow. This is nice. 43 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,459 I'll need some references, of course. 44 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:57,941 Aren't you coming in? 45 00:05:57,982 --> 00:06:00,026 I don't bite. How do I know? 46 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:05,657 - What is this? - What's what? 47 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,909 Come over here, and I'll show you. 48 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:09,369 (scoffs) 49 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:14,249 Seriously, what's your deal, stress boy? 50 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:15,875 Please don't take it personally. 51 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:18,878 It's just... I made a promise. 52 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,673 To never be alone with any woman that's not my wife. 53 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,508 Oh. 54 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,301 That's sweet. 55 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:26,761 I think. 56 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:30,724 - She the jealous type? - Oh, I'm not married. 57 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:32,726 - Engaged? - No. 58 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:34,644 Living together? 59 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:36,938 Dating? No. I don't date. 60 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,982 I have a theory about that. 61 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:40,775 So who'd you make this promise to? 62 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:46,031 - Old-fashioned, huh? - Yeah. 63 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,574 It's a little on the nose. 64 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:49,701 What can I say? 65 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,915 (meows) 66 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:58,460 (knob clicks) MAN: Three eligible bachelors remain 67 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:00,587 and 25 single and seductive ladies 68 00:07:00,628 --> 00:07:04,299 are ready to do battle to win the man of their dreams. 69 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:07,010 Tune in tonight. ♪♪ (rock) 70 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:10,388 Now, come on, Clay. Speak. I command you. 71 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,432 CLAY: I'm not telling you nothing. Traitor. 72 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,893 I'm sworn to secrecy, man. Gave my word to Lisa. 73 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,811 Come on, man. What'd she get me? 74 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:19,314 No way. I'd be dead. You want me dead? 75 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:22,067 You're a coward. You're a traitor and a coward. 76 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,069 Ladies, that's it for the big stuff. 77 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:26,404 I don't know what I would have done without you. 78 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:29,199 Well, you'll find out soon enough. We ain't going to LA. 79 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:34,579 Oh. Oh, man, is that what I think it is? 80 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:37,791 Man. 81 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,586 Ah, feels like a hundred years ago. 82 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,672 Should've been undefeated, baby. 83 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:46,257 Come on. Yes. Top of the key. 84 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,967 It's my fault. 85 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:49,928 MAN: I was wide open. 86 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,810 (car drives up) 87 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:58,269 (horn beeping) 88 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:09,864 MAN: Man, get in there. Get the close-up, man. Get the close-up. 89 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,703 She is hot. 90 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,960 MAN: Well, well, well. This is a surprise. 91 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,462 After last night I figured I owed you one. 92 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,423 It was so good seeing you again. 93 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:29,426 It was. Amazing. 94 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:31,803 So, uh, what's with the truck? 95 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:35,181 Oh. Um, I got a new job. Isn't that great? 96 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:37,767 Where? Hollywood. 97 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:40,228 Los Angeles. I thought you'd be happy for me. 98 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,689 You told me last night I could move in. 99 00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:47,110 Well, you can. I didn't say with me. 100 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,571 I put a good word in for you with the landlord. 101 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:52,907 In fact, I told him to keep my security deposit for your first month's rent. 102 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:55,118 No problem. It's all yours. 103 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,620 BRAD: Clay, stop judging me. CLAY: Did I say anything? 104 00:08:57,662 --> 00:09:00,248 BRAD: The only sin in this world, you dinosaur, is being boring. 105 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:03,168 And, brother, I am not guilty. 106 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:06,338 And that's why I'm going nationwide. Syndication, baby. 107 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,674 - Live on the radio from the City of Angels. - My heart weeps for America. 108 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,843 You're gonna miss me. So will what's-her-face. 109 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,553 Okay, here's an idea. 110 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,305 How about this? 111 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:17,599 Just crawl back under that cute little antique shop 112 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,810 and make up more theories you never test out at the grown-up table anymore. 113 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,979 (southern accent) "I didn't do anything unto her 114 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:25,440 that I didn't want done unto me. 115 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:27,942 Oh, can I get an amen?" 116 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:29,736 This guy... 117 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,988 Wait. I'm sorry. Seriously, though, I'm sorry. 118 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:35,116 Seriously, though, remember that summer in Myrtle Beach 119 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:38,870 with the redheaded cheerleader and her... 120 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:41,247 Oh, come on, that is my favorite story. 121 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:44,668 Will you please just... Please, daddy? Please? 122 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:47,754 When I was a child, I talked like a child... Oh, here we go. 123 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,256 - The hermit has a proclamation. - Oh, come on, man. 124 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,384 No, please, don't let me interrupt you. 125 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,427 So tomorrow, right? 126 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:56,054 Tomorrow. 127 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,030 (knob clicks) ♪♪ (theme) 128 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:18,743 BRAD: Women are stupid. 129 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:22,122 Every single one of them loves to believe in some sort of fairy tale, 130 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:23,748 offer the illusion of security, 131 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,750 just pretend everything is gonna be okay. 132 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:29,170 And abracadabra. (chuckles) 133 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:32,507 Lines are open. Give Lucky Chucky a call. You know the number. 134 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,884 You lemmings, pick up the phone... ♪♪ (piano: classical) 135 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,015 ♪♪ (continues) 136 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:51,359 BRAD: Tim from Lakeland, you're on the air. Live the dream, my brother. 137 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:54,237 My brother, live the dream. Do you have what it takes? 138 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:58,283 Do I have what it takes? Hey, man, you know I got what it takes. 139 00:10:58,324 --> 00:11:01,202 Do you have any idea how many hot, stupid women there are in California? 140 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,328 Seven? Keep going. 141 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,913 Twenty-five? Add a couple of zeros. 142 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:04,998 25,000. Keep going. 143 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,541 Five million. Double that. 144 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,335 Ten million? More. 145 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,211 Oh, man, I can't count that high. 146 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:13,256 I can. Next caller. Anonymous, you're on the air. 147 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:16,217 AMBER: You're disgusting. 148 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:19,220 Mom, is that you? If I was your mother, I would... 149 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:21,556 Yeah, what would you do? Would you punish me? 150 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:25,477 - You know, men like you... - Yes, men like me! 151 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:29,314 Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! 152 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,983 How much do you weigh, sweetheart? How much? 153 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,610 Don't be shy, honey. How much? 154 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:36,237 160? 170? Are you pushing two bills? 155 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,989 You can be honest with me. 156 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,950 (clicks) Mom? Did we lose her? 157 00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:43,036 Did we lose my mom? Fine. 158 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:46,790 I'm no knight in shining armor. There are no knights in shining armor. 159 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:49,209 But you seem to think you're Cinderella, don't you? 160 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:52,712 See, I wanna help. I wanna help you see the truth. 161 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:56,716 And the truth is there are no Cinderellas either. 162 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,927 You say you want a sweet guy, a Prince Charming, 163 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,845 but guys like that bore you to tears. 164 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,931 Following you around like a little lost puppy dog 165 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,684 until your mind, not to mention every other part of you, goes numb. 166 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,353 Are you sweet? Are you faithful? 167 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,398 Huh? Are you honest? Are you all those things you say you want? 168 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,191 No. 169 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:18,321 You see, On those late and lonely nights, when you're all alone, 170 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:21,700 solo, abandoned, lost, 171 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,993 clutching the corner of your pillow, 172 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,995 you want one thing. 173 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,914 And that is a guy like me. 174 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:33,378 (slowly) So you get what you get, girlfriend. 175 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,798 Women are just like men. 176 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,968 Everyone wants it both ways. (knob clicks) 177 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:47,058 Morning. Yo. Hey. Knock, knock. 178 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,103 Uh, who's there? I ain't thought that far ahead yet. 179 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:52,605 Let's go. Get the lead out. Come on. 180 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,691 I'm a busy man. Oh, yeah? 181 00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:59,946 Hmm? Hmm? 182 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,740 Couple pieces. I don't know. 183 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,159 You like anything? Eh. 184 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,036 You should really tie that stuff down. Ah. 185 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,704 Hello there! 186 00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:10,498 You've been holding out on me. 187 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,334 - Where you been? - CLAY: George. 188 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,919 - What? - All my life, where have you been? 189 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,880 CLAY: Down, boy. (George chuckles) 190 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,507 - How's the wife? - Oh, mean as a snake. 191 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,885 You settling in okay? So far, so good. 192 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,054 You just call me if you need anything. 193 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,473 (chuckles) And call me if you need anything else. 194 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,725 I'll do that. CLAY: Just moved in. 195 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,268 Lucky you. Not my type. 196 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,853 How do you know? 197 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:35,607 So help me, man, I worry about you. 198 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,817 I'll take the wall mirror. 199 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:40,528 Yeah, you would. 200 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,493 (engine starts) 201 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:48,578 WOMAN (on radio): You can't leave me! 202 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,706 BRAD: So this is it. The time has come, my brothers. 203 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:55,001 It has been a long and, oh, so tasty ride so far, 204 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,712 but remember, this isn't good-bye to you, the faithful. 205 00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:02,008 No, my luscious body might be moving to Hollywood, 206 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,802 but my voice, 207 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,929 you'll know exactly where to find me. 208 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:09,683 I am not going anywhere. 209 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:14,437 MAN: ♪ I drove out to the middle of nowhere ♪ 210 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:18,316 ♪ The deepest dark of night ♪ 211 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:24,364 ♪ Pulled out my suitcase and started to fill it ♪ 212 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:28,118 ♪ With things that were not mine ♪ 213 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:34,624 ♪ I then drove across this great nation ♪ 214 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,919 ♪ Hoping to find the bright lights ♪ 215 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:43,842 ♪ But all I found was the desert and ghost towns ♪ 216 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:47,595 ♪ They'll probably haunt me for life ♪ 217 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:54,436 ♪ I've been a lot of places ♪ 218 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:58,231 ♪ I've been so many places ♪ 219 00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:03,236 ♪ And there's no place ♪ 220 00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:05,488 ♪ Like you ♪♪ 221 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:06,948 Hi. 222 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,744 Uh... 223 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,704 Um... You're kidding. 224 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,039 Uh-uh. 225 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:19,210 No offense, but I think I could resist you. 226 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,842 So, this theory of yours... I'm curious. 227 00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:29,888 - You're bored. - Don't tell me what I am. 228 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,348 Sorry. 229 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,350 Forgiven. 230 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,396 You're religious. Spiritual. I believe in God, 231 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,358 but it's not like I believe in everything that's in the Bible. 232 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,360 What parts of it do you believe exactly? 233 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,613 Your theory. Spill it. 234 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,324 I wanna know. You don't wanna know. 235 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:52,577 Make me ask you again and I'm coming in there, theory or no theory. 236 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,454 Open that door, I raise your rent. 237 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:58,416 Okay, okay. Calm down. (laughs) 238 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,960 I am calm. You just stay outside. 239 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:09,010 So, you won't be alone with a woman? That's the plan. 240 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,845 Anywhere? 241 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,722 Within reason. 242 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,391 What does that mean? 243 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:22,273 Well, out in the open, in public, that's okay. 244 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,402 Anyway, just a small part of my theory. 245 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,237 Which is? 246 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:30,490 I don't believe that dating trains us to be good husbands and wives. 247 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,284 You know, life partners. 248 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,578 It just trains us to be good dates, that's it. 249 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,914 Trains us to be skilled in the superficial. 250 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,332 Who talks like that? 251 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,419 I do. 252 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,297 Dating is fun. 253 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,427 Seeing the smile you bring to another's face, 254 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:53,763 holding hands for the first time, learning new things. 255 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,890 Yeah, but what do we learn? 256 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,893 We learn how to be witty, charming, romantic. 257 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,603 Yes. Yes. Yes. (sighs) 258 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:05,025 Right, but it's all icing, no cake. 259 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,735 It's not enough. 260 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,862 Nothing magical happens when you walk down the aisle. 261 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:12,824 What we do when we're single is what we'll do when we're married. 262 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,746 What about sex? 263 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,414 What about it? 264 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:22,125 That takes practice too. (chuckles) 265 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,877 No comment. 266 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:28,048 Not having sex does not make you a good husband. 267 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:31,176 No, but learning to control myself might. 268 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:35,263 I don't know if you know this, but half of all marriages experience infidelity. 269 00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:37,515 I never wanna be divorced. 270 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,518 Love should come first. Not the other way around. 271 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:49,903 So, do you mean sex-sex only or any other stuff? 272 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,864 Eh, I'm an all-or-nothing guy, you know? 273 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,366 Your body is a temple. 274 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,284 You noticed. 275 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,495 (sighs, chuckles) 276 00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:01,498 Not even a little kissy-kissy? 277 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:04,542 Just right there till the wedding bells. 278 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,628 How long have you had this theory? 279 00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,922 Nine years. Yikes. 280 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,674 That's not normal. 281 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,510 No. No, it's not normal. 282 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:16,805 You don't believe that there's a right person out there for each of us? 283 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,973 A soul mate? 284 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:23,687 I don't believe our job is the looking. It's the becoming. 285 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:28,149 Once you are the right person, when you're ready, you know? 286 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:32,153 And hopefully, God willing. 287 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:35,365 But if you don't date, how will you ever know? 288 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,536 Hey, I make fire. 289 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:41,955 Ah, my hero. 290 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:46,334 - (sneezes) - Bless you. 291 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,753 - (sneezes) - Are you okay? 292 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:52,424 Yeah. Anyway, that's my theory. 293 00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:56,970 You asked for it. 294 00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:58,930 Thanks for the enlightenment. 295 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,313 Hey. 296 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:10,400 I know how weird it sounds. 297 00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:15,280 I know making you wait out in the cold wrapped in a blanket seems ridiculous. 298 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:18,908 But a lot of the boundaries that used to be common, that we've thrown away, 299 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,036 were there to protect us. 300 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:24,414 We don't have to go around using each other, hurting each other. 301 00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:27,042 It doesn't have to be that way. 302 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,543 That's all. 303 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,047 Good night. 304 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:36,843 Good night. 305 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:08,041 (door opens) MAN: Hello. 306 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:11,836 I'm here to pick up that... that little rocking chair. 307 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,588 Ah, there she is. 308 00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:17,342 Everything okay? I do okay? 309 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:21,096 Excellent job, young man. 310 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,722 You fixed it. 311 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,307 Good as new. 312 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,142 Thank you. 313 00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:27,894 Thank you so much. 314 00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,604 You have no idea. 315 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:36,403 There was a fire before I was born. 316 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:39,155 Mom was pregnant with me, you know. 317 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:42,617 Oh, you don't wanna hear that old story. No, I do. 318 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,411 Really? Mm-hmm. Yes, sir. 319 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,371 All right then. 320 00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:55,296 This is the day the Lord has made. 321 00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:58,091 I'll rejoice and be glad in it. 322 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,178 Thank you, Aunt Zella. 323 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,392 WOMAN: You've done this before. 324 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,977 AMBER: Once or twice. Uh-huh. 325 00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:11,104 Inspiration, after the Greek goddess. 326 00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:13,481 A message is waiting. You're hired. 327 00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:15,275 (blowing) 328 00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:17,902 Awesome. Tonight we party then, yes? 329 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:22,073 So, tell me all about it. 330 00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:24,200 Why don't you tell me all about it? 331 00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:25,827 Hmm. 332 00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:28,830 Did you bring us any of our canned "tamaters"? 333 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,585 He forgot, Lloyd. 334 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,670 Again. 335 00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,797 It creeps me out when you do that. 336 00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,216 (chuckles) Then don't listen. 337 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:46,931 Well, I rented the upstairs, the walk-up. 338 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:50,602 No. Lloyd wants to chat about tamaters. 339 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,856 To a girl. 340 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,443 Oh. 341 00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:03,990 (moans) 342 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,828 (laughs) Finally. 343 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:11,164 I thought the old bag would never kick off. 344 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:13,166 I wonder where she keeps her valuables. 345 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,419 (chuckles) 346 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:23,176 CLAY: It's a miracle. 347 00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:25,553 Is she a pretty girl? 348 00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:27,597 Eh, let's talk about tamaters. 349 00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:41,319 (package hits table) 350 00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:46,157 - How are they? - Oh, oh, oh. 351 00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:53,790 Here, give me your hands. 352 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:56,543 AMBER: Who's first? 353 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:58,670 Everybody signs. 354 00:22:58,712 --> 00:23:02,549 ♪♪ (speakers: dance) Love, Trish. 355 00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:05,802 Carol? Ooh, I don't sign anything. 356 00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:07,512 MAN: I'll sign it. 357 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:09,139 I'll sign anything you got. 358 00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:11,891 Hey, back off, Tarzan. 359 00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:19,149 "Clay Walsh"? Yeah. 360 00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:21,484 Old Fashioned Clay Walsh? That Clay Walsh? 361 00:23:21,526 --> 00:23:23,862 I just rented the apartment upstairs. 362 00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:26,698 What? 363 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:29,784 Has he tried to dazzle you with any of his theories yet? 364 00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:32,871 Do you know him? 365 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,789 Eh. I only met him once. 366 00:23:34,831 --> 00:23:37,375 (scoffs) He is a real trip. 367 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:40,378 Used to be quite the player though. Player? 368 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:44,215 Some of the girls that used to work for me used to date him in college. 369 00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:46,968 They had quite a few stories. 370 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,845 Good stories. 371 00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:50,889 I never liked those DVDs though. 372 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,224 (Tarzan yell) 373 00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:01,566 MAN: ♪ Jump down here You need to fly back ♪ 374 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:03,443 ♪ This is the way we flip the track back ♪ 375 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:05,570 ♪ Yo, jump down here You need to fly back ♪ 376 00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:07,364 ♪ This is the way we flip the track back ♪ 377 00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:09,908 ♪♪ (continues) 378 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:23,380 (door closes) 379 00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:29,219 MAN (on radio): They might just matter most. 380 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:31,096 Pucker up and get your lips ready. 381 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:33,181 The kissing contest begins. 382 00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:36,184 WOMAN: You better be good at it or I'm walking. 383 00:24:36,226 --> 00:24:38,228 (man, indistinct) Believe me. 384 00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:41,815 There's a lot of things that the other girls have done better than me, 385 00:24:41,856 --> 00:24:45,360 but they better be worried about this one. 386 00:24:45,402 --> 00:24:47,445 I might have to kiss more than one. 387 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:50,156 (saw whirring) 388 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:10,510 Hey there, stress boy. 389 00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:12,178 Hey there, pretty girl. 390 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,351 Did you just flirt with me? 391 00:25:18,393 --> 00:25:20,645 No. You did. 392 00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:22,147 No. 393 00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:26,484 Look at that. Three for a dollar. 394 00:25:26,526 --> 00:25:29,029 Oh, are those coupons? Yes. 395 00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:30,989 Excuse me. 396 00:25:31,031 --> 00:25:32,782 (chuckles) Do you mind? Mm-mmm. 397 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,502 - Shoot the ball. - Fact. 398 00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:46,880 Most people know more about someone 399 00:25:46,921 --> 00:25:50,467 after a job interview for, uh, delivering pizzas 400 00:25:50,508 --> 00:25:53,261 than they do after most dates, so... 401 00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:56,514 Where do you get this stuff from? Please, ball me. Shoot the ball. 402 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:01,353 Goodness. You see what happens when you hurry things? 403 00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:03,146 Hurry things? 404 00:26:03,188 --> 00:26:05,607 You're the last person to be worrying about hurrying things. 405 00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:07,067 Hurry things. You? 406 00:26:07,108 --> 00:26:09,194 Our first date. 407 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:10,820 This is not a date. 408 00:26:10,862 --> 00:26:13,281 You, you are so romantic. 409 00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:15,867 However did you find this place? 410 00:26:15,909 --> 00:26:18,912 How do you know if I'm romantic or not? Trust me, you're not. 411 00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:25,752 I like cinnamon. 412 00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:29,047 Is sugarless cinnamon gum romantic? Oh, it can be. 413 00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:31,341 - (chuckles) What do you got? - H-O-R. 414 00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:32,926 Goodness. Hurry things. Yeah, yeah. 415 00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:35,303 And Mama called it "paralysis by analysis." 416 00:26:35,345 --> 00:26:38,139 Thank you. A little louder, please. They didn't hear you on Hummel. 417 00:26:38,181 --> 00:26:40,100 Wagon wheel pasta? 418 00:26:43,144 --> 00:26:46,898 No. Candlelight, jazz, sand between your toes... 419 00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:48,566 all romantic. 420 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:51,152 Wagon wheel pasta... not romantic. 421 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:08,169 Not everyone needs to have someone just to be... 422 00:27:08,211 --> 00:27:10,088 Mm-hmm. People are different. 423 00:27:10,130 --> 00:27:13,258 Some people don't need to just... Yeah, of course. 424 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:15,927 Sure. I do okay on my own. 425 00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:18,263 (chuckles) Well, I do. 426 00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:19,889 Who told you that? Shut up, man. 427 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,895 MAN: Clay, you don't look happy to see me. Who's your new friend? 428 00:27:25,937 --> 00:27:27,313 I'm Amber. Lisa. 429 00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:28,773 David. 430 00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:31,443 I... We just ran into each other here. That's it. 431 00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:34,529 Besides, man, what do I know about her? 432 00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:36,364 I just wanna be smart. 433 00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:39,075 What do you know... Dude, you're so smart you're an idiot. 434 00:27:39,117 --> 00:27:41,077 MAN (on PA): Pick-up on aisle four. 435 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,621 Amber, Lisa and I are having a huge shindig. Check us out. 436 00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:45,623 Two birthdays, one party. 437 00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:47,375 Our birthdays are on the same day. 438 00:27:47,417 --> 00:27:49,002 DAVID: Me and my honey. 439 00:27:49,044 --> 00:27:51,212 In fact, Clay is gonna be there too. 440 00:27:51,254 --> 00:27:53,340 Aren't you, Clay? 441 00:27:53,381 --> 00:27:55,050 Hmm? 442 00:27:55,091 --> 00:27:57,969 Dude, how many times are we gonna have this conversation? 443 00:27:58,011 --> 00:28:00,472 Okay, all right, all right. Listen, listen. 444 00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:02,724 Stop looking for a formula. 445 00:28:02,766 --> 00:28:04,476 She's not what I expected. 446 00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:06,394 Okay, that's great. 447 00:28:06,436 --> 00:28:08,772 So you think I should... Oh, no, I'm through. 448 00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:10,190 I'm done with this. 449 00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:14,110 Dah! Look at that, huh? 450 00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:16,321 See, I knew you were rubbing off on me. 451 00:28:18,782 --> 00:28:20,408 There you go, son. 452 00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:23,244 (chattering) 453 00:28:24,662 --> 00:28:26,664 DAVID: Ah. I saw that. 454 00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:28,583 Don't deny it. 455 00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:31,086 The whole aloof glance- across-the-room thing there. 456 00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:32,796 Very nice. Very nice. 457 00:28:32,837 --> 00:28:34,631 Subtle. Mm-hmm. 458 00:28:34,673 --> 00:28:39,135 Don't you need to take Cosie to driver's ed or space camp or something? 459 00:28:39,177 --> 00:28:41,429 Good ideas. Honey? 460 00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:43,807 Yes, dear. I'm on it. No problem. 461 00:28:43,848 --> 00:28:45,934 Thank you. 462 00:28:45,975 --> 00:28:49,354 (speaking, indistinct) 463 00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:51,856 DAVID: You might wanna make a move, man. 464 00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:54,901 Seems as if the real estate is moving pretty fast. 465 00:28:54,943 --> 00:28:58,279 - Who are you, my agent? - It's not a bad idea. Hey! 466 00:28:58,321 --> 00:29:00,949 Everybody. May I have your attention, please? 467 00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:02,951 Welcome again to our humble abode. 468 00:29:02,992 --> 00:29:06,955 This celebration... Lisa and I, eight long years. 469 00:29:06,996 --> 00:29:09,249 Still going strong. Getting older, as you can see. 470 00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:14,170 Still living in sin. 471 00:29:14,212 --> 00:29:17,549 It means so much to have you all here to share it with us. 472 00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:18,925 Hey, has everyone met Amber? 473 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,637 - Okay. - Yes, Amber, raise your hand. 474 00:29:22,679 --> 00:29:25,098 Mm-hmm. Yes, yes, yes. 475 00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:27,350 Amber's new here. Uh-huh. 476 00:29:27,392 --> 00:29:30,603 And dig this: Clay really likes her. 477 00:29:30,645 --> 00:29:32,147 I mean, a lot. 478 00:29:34,232 --> 00:29:37,027 Might as well have a seat there. 479 00:29:43,742 --> 00:29:45,869 (blowing) 480 00:29:45,910 --> 00:29:47,787 ♪♪ (acoustic guitar intro) 481 00:29:53,877 --> 00:29:57,339 MAN: ♪ I'm not sure what changed ♪ 482 00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:00,717 ♪ Oh ♪ 483 00:30:00,759 --> 00:30:02,886 ♪ But something is brand-new ♪ 484 00:30:02,927 --> 00:30:06,473 Oh, a little baby dump truck. Mmm. 485 00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:12,103 Oh, man, look at that. 486 00:30:12,145 --> 00:30:14,230 Well done, Clay. 487 00:30:14,272 --> 00:30:15,815 - Classic, man. - LISA: Aw. 488 00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:18,693 - Thank you, sir. - I like his hat. 489 00:30:21,196 --> 00:30:24,532 Only two left. One from me to you and one from you to me. 490 00:30:24,574 --> 00:30:26,326 - Mm-hmm. - No, no, you first. 491 00:30:26,368 --> 00:30:29,996 - Oh. Taking orders. - LISA: That's right, mister. 492 00:30:30,038 --> 00:30:33,041 I saw him in a restaurant last time I was in Chicago, 493 00:30:33,083 --> 00:30:35,418 but I was too nervous to ask for his autograph. 494 00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:39,005 So I sat and waited three hours for him to finish eating. 495 00:30:39,047 --> 00:30:41,925 Then I had to beat the busboy to the table. Not easy. 496 00:30:41,966 --> 00:30:45,303 You stole a half-smoked cigar and a credit card receipt? 497 00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:49,933 Baby, if that's not love, I don't know what is. That is perfect. 498 00:30:49,974 --> 00:30:53,561 - All right. And you, my dear. - This better be good. 499 00:31:01,945 --> 00:31:03,321 What's this? 500 00:31:04,489 --> 00:31:06,449 That would be an engagement ring. 501 00:31:06,491 --> 00:31:09,577 - You wanna get married? - I figure I'll make an honest woman out of you. 502 00:31:09,619 --> 00:31:11,579 - I aman honest woman. - It's just an expression. 503 00:31:11,621 --> 00:31:13,498 I don't like it. So was that a yes? 504 00:31:15,667 --> 00:31:18,169 I thought we didn't need a piece of paper to prove anything. 505 00:31:18,211 --> 00:31:19,337 We don't. 506 00:31:22,090 --> 00:31:23,758 Listen, listen, listen. 507 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,593 Look, we're not kids, okay? 508 00:31:25,635 --> 00:31:29,097 Some things are starting to matter more to me now than they used to. 509 00:31:29,139 --> 00:31:32,183 It's not about proof, baby. I know you love me. 510 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:34,728 I do. 511 00:31:34,769 --> 00:31:36,730 Unfortunately. 512 00:31:36,771 --> 00:31:39,024 And I love you. 513 00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:41,693 And I'm not going anywhere, okay? 514 00:31:41,735 --> 00:31:43,486 Paper or no paper. 515 00:31:43,528 --> 00:31:46,322 I'd just love the chance to see my baby in a wedding dress. 516 00:31:55,373 --> 00:31:58,126 Now, that is sexy. 517 00:31:58,168 --> 00:32:00,337 It's what he gives me every year. 518 00:32:00,378 --> 00:32:01,963 DAVID: Way to show off. 519 00:32:02,005 --> 00:32:04,049 Hey, are we gonna have a honeymoon? 520 00:32:05,175 --> 00:32:08,053 Honeymoon. If we must. 521 00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:11,056 Any thoughts? Recommendations? The ideal honeymoon? 522 00:32:12,474 --> 00:32:13,683 Clay. 523 00:32:13,725 --> 00:32:15,977 David. 524 00:32:16,019 --> 00:32:19,272 DAVID: Yes, yes, the ideal honeymoon. What you got in mind? 525 00:32:22,233 --> 00:32:24,819 - You really want me to do this? - No doubt about it. 526 00:32:24,861 --> 00:32:26,613 The ideal honeymoon. 527 00:32:28,907 --> 00:32:30,575 Cabin in the woods. 528 00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:33,161 A case of bottled water. 529 00:32:33,203 --> 00:32:35,497 And not a single distraction 530 00:32:35,538 --> 00:32:40,168 from building a foundation of intimacy with my lifelong bride. 531 00:32:43,254 --> 00:32:45,882 - I don't know if you know this, but... - That's enough. 532 00:32:45,924 --> 00:32:47,717 The percentage of marriage... No, no, no. 533 00:32:47,759 --> 00:32:49,219 The percentage... (gibberish) 534 00:32:49,260 --> 00:32:51,137 Would you just... Not a word. 535 00:32:53,223 --> 00:32:54,516 That's what I'm talking about. 536 00:32:57,727 --> 00:33:00,355 WOMAN: Live from the City of Angels in the heart of Hollywood 537 00:33:00,397 --> 00:33:02,232 and syndicated nationwide, 538 00:33:02,273 --> 00:33:04,317 you want him, you got him... Lucky Chucky. 539 00:33:11,199 --> 00:33:14,160 You can't save someone who doesn't wanna be saved. 540 00:33:14,202 --> 00:33:15,954 How true it is. 541 00:33:15,995 --> 00:33:19,749 A friend of mine... we'll call him "moron"... 542 00:33:19,791 --> 00:33:21,543 has lived with this broad for years. 543 00:33:21,584 --> 00:33:23,878 Strike one. Oh. Oh, yeah. 544 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:27,007 Strike two... he knocked her up. 545 00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:29,843 No longer content with only partial self-destruction, strike three. 546 00:33:29,884 --> 00:33:32,762 Bingo. You guessed it. They're getting married. 547 00:33:32,804 --> 00:33:35,890 What is the point in all this pain? 548 00:33:35,932 --> 00:33:39,060 I am awash in ruin. He was a good friend of mine. 549 00:33:39,102 --> 00:33:41,021 We were in the same fraternity in college. 550 00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:44,149 I bet you didn't see that one coming. I used to be a frat boy. 551 00:33:44,190 --> 00:33:46,443 You listen to this? Sometimes. 552 00:33:46,484 --> 00:33:50,071 He's hilarious. He says women are stupid. 553 00:33:50,113 --> 00:33:52,033 When there's a wedding, there's a bachelor party. 554 00:33:52,073 --> 00:33:53,950 Mah ha ha ha ha! 555 00:33:53,992 --> 00:33:56,870 Okay, let's turn that crap off. 556 00:33:56,911 --> 00:33:59,039 TRISH: Sorry, Carol. Didn't know you were here. 557 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,291 So, how was the weekend, girls? 558 00:34:01,332 --> 00:34:03,168 I had me one big date. 559 00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:06,212 So did Amber with Mr. Old Fashioned. 560 00:34:06,254 --> 00:34:08,089 You did? Details? 561 00:34:08,131 --> 00:34:10,592 It was a birthday party. Lots of people were invited. 562 00:34:10,633 --> 00:34:12,302 He didn't even invite me himself. 563 00:34:12,344 --> 00:34:14,596 My theory is he's gay. 564 00:34:16,348 --> 00:34:18,683 He owns an antique shop. Hello. 565 00:34:18,725 --> 00:34:20,518 I don't think so. 566 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:24,314 Then he's got a disease or some other tiny problem. 567 00:34:24,356 --> 00:34:26,608 Oh, sheesh. You like the freak show. 568 00:34:28,443 --> 00:34:29,861 For now. 569 00:34:31,279 --> 00:34:32,781 GEORGE: Light load this week. 570 00:34:32,822 --> 00:34:35,325 The love seat's solid. Vintage. 571 00:34:35,367 --> 00:34:37,452 (chuckles) 572 00:34:37,494 --> 00:34:39,954 Needs some work though. (chuckles) 573 00:34:39,996 --> 00:34:40,996 Hey. 574 00:34:42,582 --> 00:34:44,000 Look at that. 575 00:34:45,043 --> 00:34:46,670 Got it dirt cheap. 576 00:34:46,711 --> 00:34:48,672 Auction down in Eustace. 577 00:34:48,713 --> 00:34:50,382 Nice, right? 578 00:34:51,383 --> 00:34:52,926 Was that a car? 579 00:34:52,967 --> 00:34:55,387 Is.Is a car. 580 00:34:55,428 --> 00:34:57,055 It's my new hobby. 581 00:34:57,097 --> 00:34:59,099 When I get done with it, you look out. 582 00:35:00,100 --> 00:35:01,434 Hey, George. Yeah. 583 00:35:02,977 --> 00:35:06,481 - How long you been married? - Oh. Thirty-six years. 584 00:35:09,317 --> 00:35:12,320 How did you... know? 585 00:35:12,362 --> 00:35:15,407 Know what? Come on, man. Know. 586 00:35:15,448 --> 00:35:16,866 Know? 587 00:35:19,911 --> 00:35:22,539 Know. Ah. (chuckles) 588 00:35:22,580 --> 00:35:23,957 Good question. 589 00:35:25,208 --> 00:35:26,960 Have a seat. Here we go. 590 00:35:27,002 --> 00:35:28,837 Yes, we are. Buckle up. 591 00:35:28,878 --> 00:35:30,880 (both laugh) 592 00:35:30,922 --> 00:35:32,632 We grew up together. 593 00:35:32,674 --> 00:35:35,635 We went to the same grammar school, junior high, high school. 594 00:35:37,345 --> 00:35:40,890 Sophomore year she asked me to a Sadie Hawkins Day dance. 595 00:35:40,932 --> 00:35:43,476 I don't wanna go, but I don't wanna hurt her feelings either. 596 00:35:43,518 --> 00:35:45,478 So I said yes. It's only one night. 597 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:50,400 Well, after the dance, she decides to kiss me. 598 00:35:50,442 --> 00:35:53,778 I kiss her back. (laughs) 599 00:35:53,820 --> 00:35:55,530 Oh, not so good. 600 00:35:55,572 --> 00:35:57,699 You know, she still can't do it right. 601 00:35:57,741 --> 00:36:01,411 Point is, now I got to date her for almost a month 602 00:36:01,453 --> 00:36:03,246 because I feel guilty about kissing her, 603 00:36:03,288 --> 00:36:05,707 and I didn't wanna make her feel cheap either. 604 00:36:05,749 --> 00:36:08,752 So... So about a month passes. 605 00:36:08,793 --> 00:36:11,796 And just when I am getting ready to dump her, 606 00:36:11,838 --> 00:36:14,632 her mom gets diagnosed with tuberculosis. 607 00:36:14,674 --> 00:36:18,928 And she starts freaking out, man, crying all the time, calling me. 608 00:36:18,970 --> 00:36:23,266 It just didn't seem fair to break up with her then. My people knew her people. 609 00:36:23,308 --> 00:36:25,643 And there's her birthday, and... 610 00:36:25,685 --> 00:36:27,812 and Valentine's... 611 00:36:28,938 --> 00:36:33,026 and senior prom and graduation. 612 00:36:35,862 --> 00:36:38,990 Then I'm 19. 613 00:36:39,032 --> 00:36:41,159 I'm getting inducted into the army. 614 00:36:45,747 --> 00:36:47,832 You want the love seat? 615 00:36:47,874 --> 00:36:50,919 MAN: ♪ Oh, the trouble I've seen ♪ 616 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:55,799 ♪ Oh, glory hallelujah ♪♪ 617 00:36:58,802 --> 00:37:01,638 ♪♪ (piano: soft) 618 00:37:07,602 --> 00:37:11,189 People like the governor and that fella there can stop worrying. 619 00:37:11,231 --> 00:37:13,400 I'm not gonna talk about them. 620 00:37:13,441 --> 00:37:18,238 I'm gonna talk about us... the average guys, the John Does. 621 00:37:18,279 --> 00:37:22,450 If anybody should ask you what the average John Doe is like, 622 00:37:22,492 --> 00:37:26,204 you couldn't tell him because he is a million and one things. 623 00:37:26,246 --> 00:37:28,957 He's Mr. Big and Mr. Small. 624 00:37:28,998 --> 00:37:30,750 He's simple and he's wise. 625 00:37:30,792 --> 00:37:32,335 He's inherently honest... 626 00:37:32,377 --> 00:37:34,671 ♪♪ (continues) 627 00:37:40,427 --> 00:37:43,221 (TV audience laughing) 628 00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:46,391 He's the man the ads are written for. 629 00:37:46,433 --> 00:37:48,727 He's a fella everybody sells things to. 630 00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:51,896 He's Joe Doakes, the world greatest stooge 631 00:37:51,938 --> 00:37:54,149 and the world's greatest strength. 632 00:37:54,190 --> 00:37:56,609 Yes, sir, we're a great family, the John Does. 633 00:37:56,651 --> 00:37:59,237 We are the meek who are supposed to inherit the earth. (whirring) 634 00:38:12,334 --> 00:38:15,920 You know, I had a crazy dream last night. 635 00:38:18,173 --> 00:38:19,716 It was about you. 636 00:38:19,758 --> 00:38:22,218 WOMAN: About me? 637 00:38:22,260 --> 00:38:24,888 Yeah. Sure was crazy. 638 00:38:24,929 --> 00:38:29,768 So, uh... So I get up out of bed, 639 00:38:29,809 --> 00:38:32,020 and I walked right through the wall here, 640 00:38:32,062 --> 00:38:33,521 right straight into your room. 641 00:38:33,563 --> 00:38:35,607 You know how dreams are. 642 00:38:36,816 --> 00:38:38,568 AMBER: Why antiques? 643 00:38:38,610 --> 00:38:40,487 CLAY: My great aunt, Zella. 644 00:38:42,155 --> 00:38:44,949 My mother's mother's sister. She used to own this place. 645 00:38:44,991 --> 00:38:47,494 I worked for her part-time when I went to college. 646 00:38:47,535 --> 00:38:50,872 I drove by the front of some university when I first got to town. 647 00:38:50,914 --> 00:38:52,540 Bolivar. It's where David teaches. 648 00:38:52,582 --> 00:38:55,043 Zella, too, before she retired. 649 00:38:55,085 --> 00:38:57,629 So you and David both went there? 650 00:38:57,671 --> 00:38:59,422 Yeah, we did. 651 00:38:59,464 --> 00:39:02,592 We had the same major for a while. Were in the same fraternity. 652 00:39:02,634 --> 00:39:04,094 You were in a frat? 653 00:39:04,135 --> 00:39:05,845 I was. 654 00:39:08,973 --> 00:39:10,850 I never finished college. 655 00:39:11,976 --> 00:39:14,354 Seven years on and off. I... 656 00:39:14,396 --> 00:39:17,399 I just never seemed to focus. 657 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:20,110 Everything except my language requirement. 658 00:39:20,151 --> 00:39:24,447 I'm only three credits in Spanish away from a BA in like six degrees. 659 00:39:24,489 --> 00:39:28,827 So, you bought this place from your great aunt when she retired? 660 00:39:28,868 --> 00:39:30,704 She gave it to me. 661 00:39:30,745 --> 00:39:32,622 For graduation. 662 00:39:32,664 --> 00:39:35,417 That's some present. Yeah, it is. 663 00:39:35,458 --> 00:39:37,794 Could say I owe her. 664 00:39:37,836 --> 00:39:40,588 She's still alive? Is that why you keep it? 665 00:39:40,630 --> 00:39:42,674 She is. 666 00:39:42,716 --> 00:39:44,300 But I keep it for me. 667 00:39:46,928 --> 00:39:50,098 (water running) 668 00:39:50,140 --> 00:39:52,183 Senior year, everything changed. 669 00:39:54,436 --> 00:39:58,023 My goals, what I wanted out of life. 670 00:39:59,941 --> 00:40:01,943 Whatdo you want out of life? 671 00:40:01,985 --> 00:40:03,987 To be decent. 672 00:40:04,029 --> 00:40:06,990 That's it. A good person. 673 00:40:07,032 --> 00:40:09,242 MAN (on TV): He's asking for a miracle to happen. 674 00:40:09,284 --> 00:40:11,745 He's expecting people to change all of a sudden. 675 00:40:11,786 --> 00:40:15,123 CLAY: I needed to believe my life could be different than it was, 676 00:40:15,165 --> 00:40:17,292 that I could be different. 677 00:40:17,334 --> 00:40:19,419 And how did you do that, frat boy? 678 00:40:19,461 --> 00:40:21,838 And don't even tell me you found Jesus or something. 679 00:40:23,673 --> 00:40:25,884 More like he found me. 680 00:40:25,925 --> 00:40:29,262 Oh. Really? 681 00:40:29,304 --> 00:40:32,891 I know. I know. That's the truth. 682 00:40:32,932 --> 00:40:37,145 That's why I took my aunt up on her offer. That's why I keep the shop. 683 00:40:37,187 --> 00:40:39,522 It's a safe place for me. 684 00:40:41,274 --> 00:40:44,194 Nothing heroic. Not very ambitious. 685 00:40:44,235 --> 00:40:47,614 I guess I just wasn't destined for greatness. 686 00:40:51,743 --> 00:40:53,912 I think the world has enough greatness. 687 00:40:55,497 --> 00:40:57,207 Not enough goodness. 688 00:40:59,876 --> 00:41:01,795 That's my theory. 689 00:41:01,836 --> 00:41:04,005 (TV: applause) 690 00:41:06,299 --> 00:41:08,927 - (sneezes) - You're doing it again. 691 00:41:08,968 --> 00:41:11,054 (sneezes) Are you allergic to me or something? 692 00:41:11,096 --> 00:41:13,014 - Not you. - (Meows) 693 00:41:17,435 --> 00:41:18,895 You're allergic to cats. 694 00:41:20,188 --> 00:41:22,732 (whirring) 695 00:41:22,774 --> 00:41:24,234 (whirring stops) You're all fixed. 696 00:41:24,275 --> 00:41:26,111 That was fast. 697 00:41:26,152 --> 00:41:27,862 Are you sure? 698 00:41:29,948 --> 00:41:32,242 MAN (on TV): Yes, sir, my friends, 699 00:41:32,283 --> 00:41:34,828 the meek can only inherit the earth 700 00:41:34,869 --> 00:41:38,248 when the John Does start loving their neighbors. 701 00:41:38,289 --> 00:41:40,959 You better start right now. 702 00:41:41,001 --> 00:41:43,962 Don't wait till the game is called on account of darkness. 703 00:41:45,463 --> 00:41:48,133 Wake up, John Doe. You're the hope of the world. 704 00:41:48,174 --> 00:41:50,760 WOMAN (on TV): John, you were wonderful. (applause) 705 00:41:54,055 --> 00:41:56,391 (whirring) 706 00:42:06,776 --> 00:42:08,153 What's this? 707 00:42:09,279 --> 00:42:10,947 Allergy medicine. 708 00:42:12,824 --> 00:42:15,201 - And your hot chocolate. - Thanks. 709 00:42:16,369 --> 00:42:17,787 You're, um... 710 00:42:30,884 --> 00:42:32,969 Saving up for something? Gas money. 711 00:42:34,346 --> 00:42:37,182 That's it? Just a jar. 712 00:42:37,223 --> 00:42:39,392 That's not much of a story. 713 00:42:40,226 --> 00:42:41,895 The stories, 714 00:42:41,936 --> 00:42:44,606 they're my favorite part of what I do. 715 00:42:44,647 --> 00:42:47,734 Folks rarely drop off dusty old lamps or family portraits 716 00:42:47,776 --> 00:42:49,402 without telling you a story. 717 00:42:49,444 --> 00:42:51,821 It's kind of like "the why" beneath the surface 718 00:42:51,863 --> 00:42:53,740 that gives those things meaning, you know. 719 00:42:53,782 --> 00:42:57,077 No matter how faded or ordinary anything appears, 720 00:42:57,118 --> 00:42:59,162 everything has a story. 721 00:42:59,204 --> 00:43:00,747 I agree. 722 00:43:00,789 --> 00:43:03,124 - You do? - That's why I have that. 723 00:43:06,836 --> 00:43:10,799 I've lived in 14 states so far. 724 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:14,386 I try to keep in touch with at least one person from every place I've been. 725 00:43:23,770 --> 00:43:26,314 - CLAY: "Love is the only gold." - Tennyson. 726 00:43:26,356 --> 00:43:30,485 Alfred Lord Tennyson. 1809 to 1892. 727 00:43:30,527 --> 00:43:33,947 The first time I read that I was at a high school football game. 728 00:43:33,988 --> 00:43:36,741 Home game. Red and black... school colors. 729 00:43:36,783 --> 00:43:39,244 I played French horn in the marching band. 730 00:43:39,285 --> 00:43:42,747 Stood behind Jeff Furbay who, for the record, I had a major crush on. 731 00:43:44,332 --> 00:43:46,668 The game was boring, not even close. 732 00:43:46,710 --> 00:43:49,129 So I read, did homework. 733 00:43:50,797 --> 00:43:52,173 Third quarter. 734 00:43:53,717 --> 00:43:55,301 Two minutes left. 735 00:43:56,970 --> 00:43:59,055 Snow falling from the sky. 736 00:44:00,473 --> 00:44:02,392 Sipping on hot chocolate with tiny marshmallows. 737 00:44:06,896 --> 00:44:08,648 I read that. 738 00:44:19,075 --> 00:44:21,661 When the jar is full, I know I have enough. 739 00:44:23,830 --> 00:44:25,248 For what? 740 00:44:28,043 --> 00:44:30,086 To get far enough away if I need to. 741 00:44:31,796 --> 00:44:34,090 Make a fresh start. 742 00:44:34,132 --> 00:44:36,426 Go where the wind takes me. 743 00:44:36,468 --> 00:44:39,220 Follow the warm and fuzzies. 744 00:44:39,262 --> 00:44:42,265 Life just isn't all warm fuzzies. 745 00:44:42,307 --> 00:44:44,601 It's not just all rules either. 746 00:44:44,642 --> 00:44:46,728 Religioso. 747 00:44:49,230 --> 00:44:51,733 Besides, that's how I ended up here. 748 00:44:51,775 --> 00:44:54,277 I hit empty on county line road. 749 00:44:57,072 --> 00:44:59,574 You just packed everything you own into your car 750 00:44:59,616 --> 00:45:02,035 and started driving until you ran out of gas? 751 00:45:06,581 --> 00:45:08,166 Now, that's a story. 752 00:45:28,269 --> 00:45:31,815 My last boyfriend didn't want me to wear nail polish. 753 00:45:31,856 --> 00:45:33,274 I did. 754 00:45:38,238 --> 00:45:39,948 So he broke your hand. 755 00:45:39,989 --> 00:45:42,200 He didn't mean to. 756 00:45:44,828 --> 00:45:47,622 But he did. (chuckles) 757 00:45:50,959 --> 00:45:52,752 No nail polish? 758 00:45:55,213 --> 00:45:56,965 Sounds like something you'd come up with. 759 00:45:58,675 --> 00:46:00,510 Depends on the color. 760 00:46:02,095 --> 00:46:03,722 It was clear. 761 00:46:03,763 --> 00:46:06,391 (laughs) Yeah, I know. Funny, huh? 762 00:46:08,601 --> 00:46:10,270 He was nothing like you. 763 00:46:14,024 --> 00:46:17,652 My one and only fight, and I lost. 764 00:46:19,446 --> 00:46:20,905 No. 765 00:46:22,073 --> 00:46:24,159 He did. 766 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,618 He lost. 767 00:47:09,537 --> 00:47:11,247 You're wearing me down, woman. 768 00:47:13,625 --> 00:47:15,835 Hey. All better. 769 00:47:18,421 --> 00:47:20,507 How'd the door get off the hinges? 770 00:47:23,426 --> 00:47:25,845 How come you haven't asked me out yet? 771 00:47:26,971 --> 00:47:28,473 Hint, hint. 772 00:47:28,515 --> 00:47:30,684 If I do, 773 00:47:30,725 --> 00:47:32,852 will you stop breaking things? 774 00:47:34,688 --> 00:47:36,648 My rules, my way? 775 00:47:38,483 --> 00:47:40,735 (purrs) 776 00:47:43,196 --> 00:47:44,989 Okay. 777 00:47:45,031 --> 00:47:48,702 This is truly such a wise choice. 778 00:47:48,743 --> 00:47:50,954 Very mature, 779 00:47:50,995 --> 00:47:53,289 discerning. 780 00:47:53,331 --> 00:47:58,211 So first, let me simply affirm your prudent decision 781 00:47:58,253 --> 00:48:04,134 to take solemnly the idea of holy matrimony. 782 00:48:05,927 --> 00:48:08,555 How long have you been engaged? 783 00:48:08,596 --> 00:48:10,265 CLAY: Oh, we're not. 784 00:48:10,306 --> 00:48:11,683 We just met. 785 00:48:15,562 --> 00:48:16,688 Oh. 786 00:48:26,322 --> 00:48:29,868 AMBER: "Do you regularly use or abuse drugs or alcohol?" 787 00:48:32,537 --> 00:48:34,330 Not since college. 788 00:48:34,372 --> 00:48:36,791 But I think we're supposed to go in order. 789 00:48:36,833 --> 00:48:40,795 Just so you know, this is what some might call "rushing it." 790 00:48:42,172 --> 00:48:44,341 "Do you have any pet peeves?" 791 00:48:45,175 --> 00:48:46,718 Check out these colors. 792 00:48:48,178 --> 00:48:50,347 "Do you have any pet peeves?" 793 00:48:50,388 --> 00:48:51,806 Just one. 794 00:48:56,353 --> 00:48:59,105 That's a red. (laughs) 795 00:48:59,147 --> 00:49:00,857 What's wrong with planning ahead? 796 00:49:00,899 --> 00:49:02,567 Next question. 797 00:49:02,609 --> 00:49:04,611 How many children would you like to have? 798 00:49:04,652 --> 00:49:06,696 Mmm, one or two. 799 00:49:06,738 --> 00:49:09,616 I was hoping for two or three. That's a yellow. 800 00:49:11,951 --> 00:49:13,703 Ah, isn't that beautiful? 801 00:49:13,745 --> 00:49:15,246 Overpriced. 802 00:49:16,664 --> 00:49:19,918 "What experience do you have raising children?" 803 00:49:19,959 --> 00:49:22,212 Come on. Are you experienced? 804 00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,598 Is this necessary? Smaller pieces. 805 00:49:34,641 --> 00:49:37,352 No coaching. I am so sorry. 806 00:49:37,394 --> 00:49:39,938 He thinks he can scare me off. 807 00:49:39,979 --> 00:49:44,192 Do the two of you think Amber and I make a good couple? Or... 808 00:49:49,864 --> 00:49:52,242 - All right, sir. - Thanks, man. 809 00:49:52,283 --> 00:49:55,453 Man, what was all that over there? Why you pushing her like that? 810 00:49:55,495 --> 00:49:57,414 Okay, can you say "hello" in Chinese? 811 00:49:57,455 --> 00:49:59,791 Ni... Ni... 812 00:49:59,833 --> 00:50:01,501 hao... hao... 813 00:50:01,543 --> 00:50:03,753 ma? Ma? 814 00:50:03,795 --> 00:50:06,506 Good job. Let's do "thank you" one more time. 815 00:50:06,548 --> 00:50:09,009 Show Miss Amber. Ready? 816 00:50:09,050 --> 00:50:11,678 Xiexie. Xiexie. 817 00:50:14,055 --> 00:50:16,808 (chuckles) You're a natural. 818 00:50:16,850 --> 00:50:18,476 So I pass? 819 00:50:18,518 --> 00:50:20,270 Are you honestly this desperate? 820 00:50:20,311 --> 00:50:23,356 Hey, we set a date. Next month. 821 00:50:23,398 --> 00:50:26,693 That's fast. Eh. Nothing fancy, you know. 822 00:50:26,735 --> 00:50:28,987 Lisa wants to keep it small. 823 00:50:29,029 --> 00:50:31,614 In fact, have it right here in the backyard. 824 00:50:31,656 --> 00:50:34,159 Yeah. Just a few friends coming in. 825 00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,703 Nice. 826 00:50:36,745 --> 00:50:38,872 Like Kelly. (clears throat) 827 00:50:38,913 --> 00:50:40,790 Like Kelly or... 828 00:50:40,832 --> 00:50:43,835 Flying in from Phoenix by herself. 829 00:50:43,877 --> 00:50:45,754 She just got separated from her husband. 830 00:50:45,795 --> 00:50:48,631 He had a thing, you know. Some girl in his office. 831 00:50:48,673 --> 00:50:52,177 They're trying to work it out, but you know how that goes. 832 00:50:52,218 --> 00:50:54,637 How long have you known him? Since college. 833 00:50:54,679 --> 00:50:56,514 He dated my best friend for a while. 834 00:50:56,556 --> 00:50:59,100 The two of them set David and me up. Here we are. 835 00:50:59,142 --> 00:51:01,519 What was Clay like back then? 836 00:51:01,561 --> 00:51:03,438 A lot more fun. 837 00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,607 Really? Everybody loved him. 838 00:51:05,648 --> 00:51:08,109 He had this wild kind of energy, out of control. 839 00:51:10,236 --> 00:51:13,823 He used to cohost this stupid campus cable TV show with another friend of ours. 840 00:51:13,865 --> 00:51:16,076 It started out as a joke sophomore year, 841 00:51:16,117 --> 00:51:17,994 but kind of just kept getting bigger. 842 00:51:18,036 --> 00:51:21,373 They started traveling, hosting spring break parties, producing DVDs. 843 00:51:21,414 --> 00:51:23,291 He didn't tell you about... 844 00:51:23,333 --> 00:51:27,253 Oh. They raked it in, built this amazing machine. 845 00:51:27,295 --> 00:51:30,674 Clay had all kinds of offers from New York, Chicago, advertising. 846 00:51:30,715 --> 00:51:34,928 He said no to them all, shut down the business, 847 00:51:34,969 --> 00:51:37,305 made a bunch of bizarre apologies, 848 00:51:37,347 --> 00:51:40,266 gave away what was left of his money. 849 00:51:40,308 --> 00:51:42,102 He's not the same. 850 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,526 You got awful quiet. 851 00:51:51,069 --> 00:51:53,822 Aren't you gonna ask me any more questions? 852 00:51:53,863 --> 00:51:56,241 Nothing good happens after 11:00. 853 00:51:57,992 --> 00:51:59,411 Okay. 854 00:52:06,543 --> 00:52:07,919 Hey, Amber. 855 00:52:10,547 --> 00:52:11,965 What? 856 00:52:16,636 --> 00:52:21,182 Well, why don't you do us a favor and just decide what we do next time. 857 00:52:22,350 --> 00:52:23,768 Next time? 858 00:52:29,816 --> 00:52:31,735 Good night, stress boy. 859 00:52:33,069 --> 00:52:34,612 Good night, pretty girl. 860 00:53:05,435 --> 00:53:07,812 MAN They're showing all the Rockyson cable again. 861 00:53:07,854 --> 00:53:09,397 MAN Thanks for the warning. 862 00:53:09,439 --> 00:53:11,316 MAN MAN 863 00:53:11,358 --> 00:53:14,069 - MAN - MAN 864 00:53:14,110 --> 00:53:17,155 MAN MAN 865 00:53:17,197 --> 00:53:21,034 MAN where he takes her to the zoo. MAN 866 00:53:23,536 --> 00:53:26,164 MEN (on jukebox): ♪ The way that you hold me ♪ 867 00:53:26,206 --> 00:53:30,627 ♪ Whenever you hold me ♪ 868 00:53:30,669 --> 00:53:33,463 ♪ The way that my heart flies ♪ 869 00:53:33,505 --> 00:53:37,717 ♪ When I feel your charms ♪ 870 00:53:37,759 --> 00:53:40,261 ♪ The way that you told me ♪ 871 00:53:40,303 --> 00:53:43,640 ♪ When you told me you were mine ♪ 872 00:53:46,017 --> 00:53:49,312 ♪ You're an angel in my arms ♪ 873 00:53:49,354 --> 00:53:51,523 TRISH: "What percentage of your annual income 874 00:53:51,564 --> 00:53:54,567 is appropriate to spend on a pet?" 875 00:53:54,609 --> 00:53:57,862 I can see how he's got you all worked up. 876 00:53:57,904 --> 00:54:00,657 Not all the questions are like that. 877 00:54:00,699 --> 00:54:03,535 "Do you believe in the death penalty?" 878 00:54:03,576 --> 00:54:05,745 Mmm. Oh, yes. 879 00:54:05,787 --> 00:54:07,497 Death penalty. 880 00:54:07,539 --> 00:54:10,125 No, thanks. Gots to have a real man. 881 00:54:10,166 --> 00:54:12,252 Clay is a real man. 882 00:54:12,293 --> 00:54:15,173 I haven't found one yet that I like better than a good piece of chocolate, 883 00:54:15,213 --> 00:54:17,632 and I've been married three times. 884 00:54:17,674 --> 00:54:20,135 But I'm still looking. 885 00:54:21,594 --> 00:54:23,763 He's reliable. 886 00:54:23,805 --> 00:54:25,432 He's handy. 887 00:54:30,603 --> 00:54:32,063 Yep. 888 00:54:36,651 --> 00:54:38,820 ♪♪ (acoustic guitar intro) 889 00:54:44,617 --> 00:54:46,286 AMBER: No peeking. 890 00:54:46,327 --> 00:54:50,123 MAN: ♪ I was lost at sea without a sail ♪ 891 00:54:50,165 --> 00:54:52,667 Just one. All right. 892 00:54:57,797 --> 00:54:59,549 Hardware store? 893 00:55:00,842 --> 00:55:02,886 MAN: ♪ And brought me back to town ♪ 894 00:55:05,388 --> 00:55:08,767 ♪ I knew I had a love ♪ 895 00:55:08,808 --> 00:55:11,353 ♪ Of my own ♪ 896 00:55:11,394 --> 00:55:13,438 ♪ It felt like home ♪ Are you watching this? 897 00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,106 Mm-hmm. 898 00:55:15,148 --> 00:55:17,609 Here we go. Who's the man? 899 00:55:17,650 --> 00:55:19,694 Ooh! 900 00:55:20,695 --> 00:55:22,572 Oh, my! 901 00:55:24,491 --> 00:55:28,703 Mr. Walsh, the world wants to know, 902 00:55:28,745 --> 00:55:30,789 when are you going to kiss her? 903 00:55:37,796 --> 00:55:39,631 No comment? 904 00:55:46,054 --> 00:55:47,472 (chuckles) 905 00:55:49,891 --> 00:55:52,018 ♪♪ (continues) AMBER: May I? 906 00:55:54,062 --> 00:55:56,773 (switching radio stations) 907 00:55:59,734 --> 00:56:02,046 MAN: because by one sacrifice he has made perfect forever... 908 00:56:02,070 --> 00:56:05,740 (continues, indistinct) 909 00:56:05,782 --> 00:56:08,618 (switching radio stations) 910 00:56:08,660 --> 00:56:10,829 BRAD: There's only one thing that, without fail, 911 00:56:10,870 --> 00:56:14,666 no red-blooded woman alive can resist. 912 00:56:14,708 --> 00:56:16,292 Are you listening? 913 00:56:16,334 --> 00:56:18,878 Indifference. Oh, spare me. 914 00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:21,923 WOMAN: How dare you! I'm sorry. Did you say something? 915 00:56:21,965 --> 00:56:23,967 Oh, you are so hot. 916 00:56:24,009 --> 00:56:25,969 That man knows what he's talking about. 917 00:56:26,011 --> 00:56:28,096 BRAD: Zach from Collegedale. 918 00:56:28,138 --> 00:56:30,181 ♪♪ (man singing country on radio) 919 00:56:30,223 --> 00:56:32,100 ♪ That's all right by me ♪ 920 00:56:35,937 --> 00:56:38,773 So you and David are friends with Lucky Chucky? 921 00:56:41,568 --> 00:56:43,653 When I didn't wanna play frat boy anymore, 922 00:56:43,695 --> 00:56:46,072 he and David were the only ones that stuck around. 923 00:56:46,114 --> 00:56:47,490 Everybody else walked. 924 00:56:48,908 --> 00:56:50,326 He's a victim. 925 00:56:51,286 --> 00:56:53,204 Please. 926 00:56:53,246 --> 00:56:56,416 He's the kind of guy that's always gotten away with everything, it's true. 927 00:56:56,458 --> 00:56:58,877 But only because people let him. Is that his fault? 928 00:56:58,918 --> 00:57:01,546 He's a product of the system. 929 00:57:01,588 --> 00:57:04,591 That's ridiculous. Just like I used to be. 930 00:57:04,632 --> 00:57:06,593 Before you saw the light? 931 00:57:06,634 --> 00:57:09,095 Yeah. Became a religioso. 932 00:57:09,137 --> 00:57:10,972 But you were never like that. 933 00:57:16,895 --> 00:57:20,023 Hey, you're the one that wanted to turn the radio on, not me. 934 00:57:20,065 --> 00:57:22,108 Let's get back to the book. 935 00:57:26,821 --> 00:57:29,324 "Do you like each other's friends?" 936 00:57:29,366 --> 00:57:31,159 Definitely yellow. 937 00:57:31,201 --> 00:57:34,621 So, Amber says you're reliable. 938 00:57:37,540 --> 00:57:39,292 Definitely yellow. 939 00:57:59,396 --> 00:58:01,314 (laughs) 940 00:58:01,356 --> 00:58:04,442 Thank you, kind sir. Mm-hmm. 941 00:58:04,484 --> 00:58:06,361 Here. What's this? 942 00:58:06,403 --> 00:58:08,488 I got you something, my lady. 943 00:58:08,530 --> 00:58:10,073 You did? Mm-hmm. 944 00:58:10,115 --> 00:58:12,117 Did you wrap it yourself? 945 00:58:12,158 --> 00:58:14,119 I paid extra for that. 946 00:58:16,788 --> 00:58:18,373 It's, uh... What? 947 00:58:20,041 --> 00:58:22,127 It's... 948 00:58:22,168 --> 00:58:25,255 Oh. It's to help you focus, comprende? 949 00:58:25,296 --> 00:58:28,466 (chuckles) I get it. 950 00:58:28,508 --> 00:58:30,760 Thank you. Very thoughtful. 951 00:58:30,802 --> 00:58:32,262 It's a start. 952 00:58:34,305 --> 00:58:37,350 It is. Keep trying. (chuckles) 953 00:58:38,893 --> 00:58:41,521 Hey. Come on. 954 00:58:41,563 --> 00:58:43,982 MAN: So last night, it starts all over again. 955 00:58:44,024 --> 00:58:46,836 MAN MAN the stairs, collecting for... 956 00:58:46,860 --> 00:58:48,820 MAN Yeah, the first one's all right. 957 00:58:48,862 --> 00:58:51,656 First one is awesome. (chuckles) 958 00:58:51,698 --> 00:58:53,450 MAN It's only a movie. 959 00:58:53,491 --> 00:58:56,494 Thank you, ma'am. MAN Blasphemy. 960 00:58:56,536 --> 00:59:00,123 Go ahead. Take a guess. What do you think I watched on TV last night? 961 00:59:00,165 --> 00:59:03,126 Oh, I have no idea. 962 00:59:03,168 --> 00:59:07,422 - Sleepless in Seattle. Now that's a good movie. - MAN 963 00:59:07,464 --> 00:59:10,133 MAN Sleepless inwhere? I love Sleepless in Seattle. 964 00:59:10,175 --> 00:59:12,552 Figures. You don't? 965 00:59:12,594 --> 00:59:15,055 I'm allergic to cats. So? 966 00:59:15,096 --> 00:59:17,849 Bill Pullman, nice guy. 967 00:59:17,891 --> 00:59:20,393 Kind, reliable. 968 00:59:20,435 --> 00:59:24,898 But just because he happens to itch and get puffy red eyes and sneeze all over the place, 969 00:59:24,939 --> 00:59:27,525 it's okay for Meg Ryan to run off with Tom Hanks. 970 00:59:27,567 --> 00:59:31,279 (chuckles) The boring guy with allergies in the movies always gets dumped, 971 00:59:31,321 --> 00:59:34,074 and it's not right and it must be stopped. 972 00:59:38,286 --> 00:59:40,872 Am I boring? In a good way. 973 00:59:40,914 --> 00:59:43,124 (chuckles) 974 00:59:43,166 --> 00:59:44,584 So honest. 975 00:59:48,755 --> 00:59:51,716 This coat sure has a lot of pockets. What else you got in here? 976 00:59:51,758 --> 00:59:54,177 Anything interesting? Doubtful. 977 00:59:57,138 --> 00:59:59,474 What? Forgot about that. 978 00:59:59,516 --> 01:00:01,851 Can I see? No. 979 01:00:01,893 --> 01:00:03,353 Ooh. 980 01:00:12,070 --> 01:00:13,446 A checklist? 981 01:00:14,739 --> 01:00:17,867 "Magnifying glass and Spanish CD." 982 01:00:17,909 --> 01:00:19,744 Check. Check. 983 01:00:24,624 --> 01:00:27,502 Check. Check. 984 01:00:34,009 --> 01:00:36,761 "Respect her emotions as well as her body." 985 01:00:44,811 --> 01:00:46,271 Check. 986 01:00:50,859 --> 01:00:54,070 How is it possible that you're not already married? 987 01:00:55,447 --> 01:00:57,615 I could ask you the same question. 988 01:01:03,580 --> 01:01:05,749 It's almost 11:00. 989 01:01:05,790 --> 01:01:07,792 (chuckles) 990 01:01:07,834 --> 01:01:10,337 Fair enough. If you don't mind, 991 01:01:10,378 --> 01:01:13,340 I'm gonna use little boys' room, and, uh... 992 01:01:15,091 --> 01:01:16,718 stay out of my pockets. 993 01:01:24,642 --> 01:01:26,811 MAN (on CD): Hello.Hola. 994 01:01:26,853 --> 01:01:28,104 AMBER: Hola. 995 01:01:28,146 --> 01:01:33,068 MAN (on CD): Good morning. Buenos días. 996 01:01:35,153 --> 01:01:37,280 MAN (on CD): Good-bye.Adios. 997 01:01:37,322 --> 01:01:38,907 Adios. 998 01:01:41,368 --> 01:01:44,412 Buenos días, stress boy. 999 01:01:44,454 --> 01:01:47,290 I'm liking my presents. Shall we? 1000 01:01:47,332 --> 01:01:50,210 I can't let you get all the kicks. 1001 01:01:51,211 --> 01:01:52,921 Hmm. Huh? 1002 01:01:56,216 --> 01:01:58,110 CLAY: "It's easier to keep holidays than commandments." 1003 01:01:58,134 --> 01:01:59,886 Benjamin Franklin. 1004 01:01:59,928 --> 01:02:03,973 (chuckles) That's true. I definitely prefer holidays. 1005 01:02:07,352 --> 01:02:12,857 "Our lives begin to end the moment we remain silent about things that matter." 1006 01:02:12,899 --> 01:02:15,860 Who said that? Martin Luther King, Jr. 1007 01:02:18,029 --> 01:02:20,323 Would you like to come over to my house tomorrow? 1008 01:02:23,535 --> 01:02:26,329 See where you live? 1009 01:02:26,371 --> 01:02:28,289 Yes. That, I would like. 1010 01:02:28,331 --> 01:02:30,000 Make some dinner together? 1011 01:02:30,041 --> 01:02:33,461 WOMAN: Shh. Just the two of us? 1012 01:02:33,503 --> 01:02:35,755 Alone? (chuckles) 1013 01:02:42,512 --> 01:02:43,805 (Amber laughs) 1014 01:02:43,847 --> 01:02:47,600 What are you laughing at? White picket fence? 1015 01:02:47,642 --> 01:02:49,436 You love it. Oh. 1016 01:03:50,663 --> 01:03:54,834 Clay grows tamaters for us. Right around here. 1017 01:03:54,876 --> 01:03:56,920 He cans them too. 1018 01:03:56,961 --> 01:03:58,922 He's well-trained. (chuckles) 1019 01:03:58,963 --> 01:04:01,549 What was that? Mind your own beeswax. 1020 01:04:19,150 --> 01:04:21,486 No candles? 1021 01:04:21,528 --> 01:04:24,072 No flowers? 1022 01:04:24,114 --> 01:04:27,826 I'm ashamed of you. Ashamed. Let's pray. 1023 01:04:31,037 --> 01:04:32,831 Thank you. 1024 01:04:43,133 --> 01:04:44,801 You are blessed. 1025 01:04:48,013 --> 01:04:50,140 Oh. 1026 01:04:50,181 --> 01:04:52,267 She looks so peaceful. 1027 01:04:53,601 --> 01:04:56,187 She's faking. Oh, she is not. 1028 01:04:59,232 --> 01:05:00,942 You read all these? 1029 01:05:01,860 --> 01:05:03,737 CLAY: Most of 'em. 1030 01:05:06,573 --> 01:05:08,783 Wow. I read this one in 10th grade. 1031 01:05:10,660 --> 01:05:12,287 So sad. 1032 01:05:16,374 --> 01:05:17,876 Is that a Bible? 1033 01:05:17,917 --> 01:05:19,419 Mm-hmm. 1034 01:05:19,461 --> 01:05:21,671 What parts of it do you believe exactly? 1035 01:05:21,713 --> 01:05:23,465 (chuckles) Oh, man. 1036 01:05:23,506 --> 01:05:25,467 Any favorites? 1037 01:05:25,508 --> 01:05:28,845 Um... "Old things have passed away. 1038 01:05:28,887 --> 01:05:32,182 Behold, all things have become new." 1039 01:05:32,223 --> 01:05:34,976 That's in here? Mm-hmm. 1040 01:05:38,605 --> 01:05:39,606 Who's Kelly? 1041 01:05:42,317 --> 01:05:44,527 Don't want to talk about it? 1042 01:05:47,530 --> 01:05:49,115 It's complicated. 1043 01:05:52,243 --> 01:05:53,563 Kelly was my last real girlfriend. 1044 01:05:56,915 --> 01:05:59,250 Before all of your theories. 1045 01:06:00,335 --> 01:06:01,795 She was, uh... 1046 01:06:05,131 --> 01:06:08,218 She was the first girl I ever actually really cared for. 1047 01:06:08,259 --> 01:06:11,179 She gave that to me right before we broke up. 1048 01:06:11,221 --> 01:06:15,100 I really don't even know why she liked me, what she saw. 1049 01:06:15,141 --> 01:06:18,019 She was a... 1050 01:06:18,061 --> 01:06:21,856 You know, she wanted to wait, and I didn't. 1051 01:06:23,191 --> 01:06:26,736 So I hooked up with one of her good friends. 1052 01:06:28,822 --> 01:06:31,658 On the rebound, she started dating some other guy, 1053 01:06:31,700 --> 01:06:34,452 got pregnant, got married. 1054 01:06:34,494 --> 01:06:36,496 I hurt her. 1055 01:06:38,873 --> 01:06:40,917 Is that what made you change? 1056 01:06:42,043 --> 01:06:44,796 It wasn't one big thing. 1057 01:06:44,838 --> 01:06:49,009 It was more like a... like a lot of little things all adding up. 1058 01:06:51,302 --> 01:06:53,471 You know? 1059 01:06:53,513 --> 01:06:55,265 And that book, 1060 01:06:55,306 --> 01:06:57,475 that didn't help much either. 1061 01:06:57,517 --> 01:07:00,937 - I mean, sometimes I wish I'd never opened it at all. - Why? 1062 01:07:00,979 --> 01:07:04,441 Because when I read it for myself, I couldn't make fun of it anymore. 1063 01:07:04,482 --> 01:07:06,693 Someone else could, but I couldn't. 1064 01:07:09,237 --> 01:07:13,199 I felt accountable for the first time in my life. For the first time. 1065 01:07:13,241 --> 01:07:16,286 And it was genuine and real. 1066 01:07:16,327 --> 01:07:18,121 A sense, a... 1067 01:07:18,163 --> 01:07:20,498 I don't know, like a voice or... 1068 01:07:21,666 --> 01:07:23,335 You hear voices? 1069 01:07:23,376 --> 01:07:27,088 No, I don't. Not... It's not like real voices. 1070 01:07:27,130 --> 01:07:29,883 It's... I can't even explain it. 1071 01:07:29,924 --> 01:07:33,928 Still, even now, 1072 01:07:33,970 --> 01:07:37,432 it's hard to try to put it into words without sounding like a crazy person. 1073 01:07:38,641 --> 01:07:41,644 You are a crazy person. 1074 01:07:41,686 --> 01:07:43,271 Shh. 1075 01:07:43,313 --> 01:07:46,274 Listen. What? 1076 01:07:46,316 --> 01:07:48,651 You hear that? 1077 01:07:48,693 --> 01:07:50,945 There it is again. 1078 01:07:52,155 --> 01:07:53,698 It's like a whisper. 1079 01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:55,658 You hear it? 1080 01:07:55,700 --> 01:07:57,827 It's telling me something. 1081 01:07:57,869 --> 01:07:59,454 Oh, it is. 1082 01:08:01,331 --> 01:08:04,793 Ask her to go to church with you sometime. 1083 01:08:04,834 --> 01:08:06,419 Thank you, Aunt Zella. 1084 01:08:07,587 --> 01:08:09,422 AMBER: You go to church? 1085 01:08:09,464 --> 01:08:12,008 Not much anymore. I did. 1086 01:08:12,050 --> 01:08:16,346 The people there weren't perfect, so he felt out of place. 1087 01:08:17,514 --> 01:08:19,182 I believe that. 1088 01:08:19,224 --> 01:08:21,559 I just drifted away from it, that's all. 1089 01:08:21,601 --> 01:08:23,478 Kind of had my fill of the hypocrite show. 1090 01:08:25,313 --> 01:08:27,691 Well, I've never been, 1091 01:08:27,732 --> 01:08:31,236 so I think that you and I should go together sometime. 1092 01:08:31,277 --> 01:08:33,363 I'd like to experience that with you. 1093 01:08:33,405 --> 01:08:35,490 Why? 1094 01:08:35,532 --> 01:08:39,202 Because I think it's... ZELLA: Good Lord, you two. 1095 01:08:39,244 --> 01:08:43,748 Both of you, take me home already. This is getting painful. 1096 01:08:45,166 --> 01:08:49,295 CHILDREN: ♪ God loves every boy and girl ♪ 1097 01:08:49,337 --> 01:08:53,383 ♪ Everywhere 'round the great big world ♪ 1098 01:08:53,425 --> 01:08:57,637 ♪ Every color and every size ♪ 1099 01:08:57,679 --> 01:09:01,891 ♪ Some are silly and some are wise ♪ 1100 01:09:01,933 --> 01:09:05,979 ♪ But God loves everyone the same ♪ 1101 01:09:06,021 --> 01:09:09,899 ♪ He knows your giggle and he knows your name ♪♪ 1102 01:09:09,941 --> 01:09:11,818 Will! Patrick! (other children shout names) 1103 01:09:24,122 --> 01:09:27,250 "Mercy and truth are met together, 1104 01:09:27,292 --> 01:09:31,421 righteousness and peace have kissed each other." 1105 01:09:31,463 --> 01:09:34,090 (applauding) BOY: Kissed each other? 1106 01:09:53,443 --> 01:09:56,488 It's just that the two of you are so different, that's all. 1107 01:09:56,529 --> 01:09:57,864 He's... 1108 01:09:59,032 --> 01:10:00,867 different. 1109 01:10:00,909 --> 01:10:02,535 I know. 1110 01:10:02,577 --> 01:10:05,455 You can do so much better. 1111 01:10:06,956 --> 01:10:10,377 When he held my hand in that church, 1112 01:10:10,418 --> 01:10:12,462 it felt like home. 1113 01:10:14,756 --> 01:10:16,132 What's better than that? 1114 01:10:17,258 --> 01:10:20,011 - (hissing) - AMBER: Oh, stop it. 1115 01:10:22,931 --> 01:10:25,350 I've, uh... I've been debating. 1116 01:10:25,392 --> 01:10:26,810 What? 1117 01:10:29,479 --> 01:10:32,357 Cool. I've always wanted to be in one of those. 1118 01:10:32,399 --> 01:10:34,442 Why are you giving this to me? 1119 01:10:34,484 --> 01:10:36,277 Check out the name of the producer. 1120 01:10:38,405 --> 01:10:40,407 You should watch that sometime. 1121 01:10:42,492 --> 01:10:45,412 I don't need to. It doesn't matter. 1122 01:10:45,453 --> 01:10:48,164 The man who made this doesn't exist. 1123 01:10:48,206 --> 01:10:49,958 Never even met him. 1124 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,085 (chattering, laughing) 1125 01:10:58,842 --> 01:11:01,344 All right, fellas, let's get to it. The limo's here. 1126 01:11:01,386 --> 01:11:03,763 When do I get to meet her? You don't. 1127 01:11:03,805 --> 01:11:06,766 - Oh, she got a name? - Yeah. It's what's-her-face. 1128 01:11:06,808 --> 01:11:08,935 - Really? She coming to the wedding? - Uh... 1129 01:11:08,977 --> 01:11:11,080 Come on, man. We're gonna be late for our dinner reservation. 1130 01:11:11,104 --> 01:11:13,940 DAVID: Dude, are you pretty enough yet? Hey, bring it in here. 1131 01:11:13,982 --> 01:11:16,836 How pretty you gotta get? Are you serious... Look, we're getting hungry, man, come on. 1132 01:11:16,860 --> 01:11:19,404 Now, who wants some of that good, red meat? ALL: Yeah! 1133 01:11:19,446 --> 01:11:22,115 (knocking) MAN: Hotel security. 1134 01:11:22,157 --> 01:11:25,076 - We're getting complaints about the noise. Open the door. - (Knocking) 1135 01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:30,749 Uh, we're just having a bachelor party. 1136 01:11:30,790 --> 01:11:32,792 We didn't mean to... Come in, come in. 1137 01:11:34,753 --> 01:11:36,880 Which one of you gentlemen's the registered guest? 1138 01:11:36,921 --> 01:11:38,882 Well, it's-it's-it's the charming, handsome, 1139 01:11:38,923 --> 01:11:41,134 uh, intellectual black man right there. 1140 01:11:41,176 --> 01:11:43,345 Excuse me? I'm gonna need you to sit down, please. 1141 01:11:43,386 --> 01:11:45,930 David, sit down. 1142 01:11:45,972 --> 01:11:49,601 You should do what the lady says, David. Fantastic, Brad. 1143 01:11:49,642 --> 01:11:52,312 - (all laughing) - ♪♪ (Stereo: woman singing) 1144 01:11:54,314 --> 01:11:56,608 - MAN: Yeah. - MAN 1145 01:11:57,692 --> 01:11:59,235 (sighs) 1146 01:11:59,277 --> 01:12:02,864 ♪♪ (woman singing, continues) 1147 01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:07,994 WOMAN: ♪ Just another play toy ♪ 1148 01:12:08,036 --> 01:12:12,082 ♪ So you want to change me Shake me, rearrange me ♪ 1149 01:12:12,123 --> 01:12:16,086 ♪ Next you want a play toy Play toy... ♪♪ 1150 01:12:16,127 --> 01:12:18,296 ♪♪ (turns off) 1151 01:12:18,338 --> 01:12:21,800 David, David. Don't do this. 1152 01:12:21,841 --> 01:12:23,677 (man speaking, indistinct) 1153 01:12:23,718 --> 01:12:26,638 - Open that door. - Are you kidding me? 1154 01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:29,599 - Open the door! - I'm not gonna open the door. 1155 01:12:29,641 --> 01:12:33,603 - Think about Lisa and Cosie. - What? They have nothing to do with this. 1156 01:12:33,645 --> 01:12:36,523 He's not hurting them. Does anybody else have a problem with this? 1157 01:12:36,564 --> 01:12:38,566 No. You know what, Clay? 1158 01:12:38,608 --> 01:12:41,861 Why don't you leave and let the rest of us enjoy the interrogation? 1159 01:12:41,903 --> 01:12:45,281 Yes! Yeah! 1160 01:12:48,284 --> 01:12:50,578 (clapping) MAN: Right. Right. Right. 1161 01:12:52,956 --> 01:12:54,833 Oh, yeah! 1162 01:12:54,874 --> 01:12:56,584 ♪♪ (music resumes) (laughing) 1163 01:12:56,626 --> 01:13:00,880 Oh, get it good! Okay. 1164 01:13:00,922 --> 01:13:04,134 I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't do this. I can't. Thank you. Thank you. 1165 01:13:04,175 --> 01:13:07,762 I can't. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Whoa, whoa, whoa, come on. 1166 01:13:07,804 --> 01:13:10,682 What are you thinking, man? Come on. 1167 01:13:10,724 --> 01:13:13,309 Dude, I swear I didn't know he was gonna do that. 1168 01:13:13,351 --> 01:13:17,147 Seriously. I mean, all I wanted was a steak. 1169 01:13:17,188 --> 01:13:19,274 (chuckles) (horn honks) 1170 01:13:19,315 --> 01:13:21,711 - David, let's go. - All right, all right, all right, all right. 1171 01:13:21,735 --> 01:13:24,029 Come on! Going for a walk. 1172 01:13:25,447 --> 01:13:27,574 You're still my best man. All right, brother. 1173 01:13:27,615 --> 01:13:30,035 MAN: Where's David? Where's David? 1174 01:13:30,076 --> 01:13:31,494 Be careful. Yeah. 1175 01:13:31,536 --> 01:13:33,413 Stay out of trouble. (chuckles) Yeah, right. 1176 01:13:35,165 --> 01:13:36,833 BRAD: Hey. Hey! 1177 01:13:38,376 --> 01:13:40,086 You owe me 200 bucks. 1178 01:13:40,128 --> 01:13:42,005 Ah, where you going? 1179 01:13:42,047 --> 01:13:44,808 Taking your toys and going home right on cue, just like you always did. 1180 01:13:44,841 --> 01:13:46,926 So noble. So superior. 1181 01:13:46,968 --> 01:13:50,180 You're an inspiration to us all and we bow before thee. 1182 01:13:50,221 --> 01:13:53,391 When did treating women with respect become the joke? 1183 01:13:53,433 --> 01:13:57,896 You want to laugh at believing love can be something sacred? Go ahead. Laugh. 1184 01:13:59,898 --> 01:14:01,441 You want to know what the joke is? 1185 01:14:06,154 --> 01:14:08,990 (engine starts) (car door closes) 1186 01:14:14,954 --> 01:14:16,456 Hey. 1187 01:14:16,498 --> 01:14:19,793 You have any idea how much you cost her in tips tonight? 1188 01:14:19,834 --> 01:14:22,754 Don't you think you ought to do something about that? 1189 01:14:22,796 --> 01:14:24,422 Huh? Huh? 1190 01:14:24,464 --> 01:14:26,132 What? 1191 01:14:26,174 --> 01:14:27,842 - Hey, hey, hey. - Get off, man. 1192 01:14:27,884 --> 01:14:30,136 Somebody ask for your help in there? 1193 01:14:33,098 --> 01:14:34,724 You think you're better than me? 1194 01:14:48,071 --> 01:14:51,116 (man speaking, indistinct) 1195 01:14:55,453 --> 01:14:58,373 MAN: Ridiculous. (chuckles) 1196 01:14:58,415 --> 01:15:00,792 Ah, do it. Do it, honey. Do it. 1197 01:15:00,834 --> 01:15:02,544 Come on. (laughs) 1198 01:16:23,041 --> 01:16:26,336 (grunting) 1199 01:16:26,378 --> 01:16:27,587 Ahh! 1200 01:16:58,702 --> 01:17:01,079 My turn. 1201 01:17:01,121 --> 01:17:02,580 Choose. 1202 01:17:06,084 --> 01:17:08,586 What's it say? 1203 01:17:08,628 --> 01:17:11,464 "Get lost." Start driving. 1204 01:17:54,174 --> 01:17:55,800 Get out. Just me? 1205 01:17:55,842 --> 01:17:56,885 Go. 1206 01:17:58,553 --> 01:18:00,305 I'm going. 1207 01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:04,142 Over there? 1208 01:18:04,184 --> 01:18:05,518 Okay. 1209 01:18:07,479 --> 01:18:10,315 (switching stations) 1210 01:18:12,692 --> 01:18:17,947 MAN: ♪ We're floating 'round and 'round and upside down ♪ 1211 01:18:21,451 --> 01:18:27,165 ♪ Searching for the things our parents found ♪ 1212 01:18:30,418 --> 01:18:35,965 ♪ But love is not the way it was back then ♪ 1213 01:18:38,843 --> 01:18:45,225 ♪ It gets complicated when the scars don't mend ♪ 1214 01:18:47,811 --> 01:18:52,941 ♪ I'm in love with you ♪♪ 1215 01:18:52,982 --> 01:18:56,027 "How many sexual partners have you had in the past 10 years?" 1216 01:18:57,195 --> 01:19:00,281 Ohh! (chuckles) 1217 01:19:00,323 --> 01:19:03,827 And this was almost a normal date. 1218 01:19:03,868 --> 01:19:06,621 What does that mean? A normal date. 1219 01:19:06,663 --> 01:19:08,373 Oh, a normal date. 1220 01:19:08,415 --> 01:19:11,251 You mean where two strangers hop into bed 1221 01:19:11,292 --> 01:19:13,896 and then try to figure out later whether or not they have anything in common. 1222 01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:16,240 - Is that what you mean by normal? - What is with you today? 1223 01:19:17,507 --> 01:19:20,468 Why are you so hard on everybody? 1224 01:19:20,510 --> 01:19:24,014 You know, most of us are just doing our best not to feel lonely, and it isn't easy. 1225 01:19:26,141 --> 01:19:29,853 Do you like living by yourself, without anybody to... 1226 01:19:34,065 --> 01:19:37,527 Buy me flowers. Make me a card. 1227 01:19:39,195 --> 01:19:42,282 I don't need you to make me your community service project. 1228 01:19:42,323 --> 01:19:44,659 I need you to dance with me. 1229 01:19:44,701 --> 01:19:47,829 And that was okay, wasn't it? Yes. 1230 01:19:47,871 --> 01:19:50,707 I know it's in you. I know it. 1231 01:19:50,749 --> 01:19:53,793 Flatter me. Sweep me off my feet. 1232 01:19:53,835 --> 01:19:57,422 Tell me I'm the most attractive woman you've ever met even if you don't mean it. 1233 01:19:57,464 --> 01:19:59,132 I don't care. 1234 01:19:59,174 --> 01:20:01,801 - Lie to you? - Exactly. A normal date. 1235 01:20:03,511 --> 01:20:06,848 I've wasted a lot of words. I don't want to waste any more. 1236 01:20:08,183 --> 01:20:09,392 On me. 1237 01:20:11,478 --> 01:20:14,272 You're scoring all kinds of points. 1238 01:20:14,314 --> 01:20:16,649 It's not about scoring points. 1239 01:20:16,691 --> 01:20:19,110 That's right. It's about red, yellow, green. 1240 01:20:19,152 --> 01:20:20,904 Hmm? Fine. 1241 01:20:20,945 --> 01:20:24,074 I've been with five. I've had sex with five men. 1242 01:20:24,115 --> 01:20:25,755 Heavy-petted with four more, give or take. 1243 01:20:25,784 --> 01:20:28,953 Oh, I was married once for two years when I was 19. 1244 01:20:28,995 --> 01:20:30,538 Happy? 1245 01:20:30,580 --> 01:20:32,582 What else would you like to know? 1246 01:20:37,128 --> 01:20:39,297 It was like I was living by myself anyway. 1247 01:20:41,758 --> 01:20:44,302 So one morning when he was actually home for a change, 1248 01:20:46,179 --> 01:20:50,100 I just walked up and set the divorce papers down in front of him 1249 01:20:50,141 --> 01:20:53,144 and made myself some oatmeal. 1250 01:20:53,186 --> 01:20:55,105 We didn't even discuss it. 1251 01:20:58,316 --> 01:21:01,319 - Did he ever try to... - I don't want to live back there. 1252 01:21:01,361 --> 01:21:06,074 And I don't want to tell you a bunch of bad things about him so that I feel less responsible. 1253 01:21:10,495 --> 01:21:13,540 I can't blame him for my decision, and you can't either. 1254 01:21:16,459 --> 01:21:18,628 It's who I am. 1255 01:21:23,466 --> 01:21:26,094 I can't even remember how many girls I've been with. 1256 01:21:27,971 --> 01:21:31,474 Can we just get back into the car and get lost again? 1257 01:21:36,229 --> 01:21:37,939 Too late. 1258 01:21:51,745 --> 01:21:54,539 AMBER: Why haven't you invited me to David and Lisa's wedding? 1259 01:21:55,832 --> 01:21:58,126 It's the day after tomorrow, isn't it? 1260 01:21:58,168 --> 01:21:59,919 You want to go? 1261 01:22:01,129 --> 01:22:03,006 Do you want me to go? 1262 01:22:12,390 --> 01:22:14,059 I don't want to crowd you 1263 01:22:14,100 --> 01:22:17,228 or change you or what you believe in. 1264 01:22:20,648 --> 01:22:23,651 All I want is for you to tell me how I make you feel. 1265 01:22:24,736 --> 01:22:26,154 Can you? 1266 01:22:32,994 --> 01:22:35,121 How do I make you feel, Clay? 1267 01:22:37,832 --> 01:22:39,584 Do you feel? 1268 01:22:44,047 --> 01:22:47,300 Do you think about me before you go to sleep at night? 1269 01:22:47,342 --> 01:22:50,929 Baby, do you long for me the way I long for you? 1270 01:22:54,265 --> 01:22:57,825 Don't you wish you could just turn your head on your pillow and see me looking back at you? 1271 01:23:04,609 --> 01:23:06,778 I need to know that you want me. 1272 01:23:06,820 --> 01:23:09,447 I need to know that. It's important to me. 1273 01:23:12,075 --> 01:23:13,618 To me. 1274 01:23:41,104 --> 01:23:43,565 (dog barking in distance) (ripping) 1275 01:23:46,192 --> 01:23:48,153 (ripping continues) 1276 01:23:57,829 --> 01:24:00,373 (TV, indistinct) 1277 01:24:04,461 --> 01:24:06,004 (TV: chattering, laughing) 1278 01:24:06,046 --> 01:24:07,589 CLAY (on TV): Very nice. 1279 01:24:07,630 --> 01:24:10,258 So... So you... 1280 01:24:10,300 --> 01:24:13,928 Come on, you show me. Yeah, you. 1281 01:24:13,970 --> 01:24:15,347 (sniffles) 1282 01:24:17,599 --> 01:24:19,976 CLAY (on TV): You are. (sniffles) 1283 01:24:20,018 --> 01:24:21,811 Come on, you havin' fun? 1284 01:24:21,853 --> 01:24:24,189 You havin' fun? Come on. Show me. 1285 01:24:24,230 --> 01:24:26,566 (turns off) 1286 01:24:26,608 --> 01:24:28,068 GEORGE: 0lly olly oxen free. 1287 01:24:29,569 --> 01:24:31,946 You look terrible. 1288 01:24:31,988 --> 01:24:34,282 What are you doing to that poor love seat? 1289 01:24:34,324 --> 01:24:36,451 I'm fixing it. Oh, obviously. 1290 01:24:36,493 --> 01:24:39,496 (laughs) Love your work. 1291 01:24:39,537 --> 01:24:42,999 Hey, you want to come look at some other priceless antiquities you could fix? 1292 01:24:43,041 --> 01:24:45,085 I got a two-for-one special on nightstands. 1293 01:24:45,126 --> 01:24:47,337 I'll throw in the sledgehammer for free. 1294 01:24:47,379 --> 01:24:49,589 (laughs) Yeah, they're great. Come on. 1295 01:25:12,112 --> 01:25:15,532 Do you love this girl? Do you? 1296 01:25:15,573 --> 01:25:18,618 If you do, life's too short. 1297 01:25:18,660 --> 01:25:22,205 And if you don't, life's too short. 1298 01:25:22,247 --> 01:25:24,416 That's all I got for you. 1299 01:25:29,379 --> 01:25:34,175 But if it doesn't work out, can you give me her number? 1300 01:25:34,217 --> 01:25:35,719 (chuckles) 1301 01:25:40,056 --> 01:25:43,685 CAROL: Did you tell him about that? AMBER: No, you're right. 1302 01:25:43,727 --> 01:25:45,562 We're too different. You can't quit. 1303 01:25:45,603 --> 01:25:48,690 When things get messy, I move on. That's what I do. I'm really good at it. 1304 01:25:48,732 --> 01:25:52,235 What happens when there's no place to move on to? 1305 01:25:52,277 --> 01:25:56,740 The world is pretty big. And it's pretty messy too. 1306 01:25:56,781 --> 01:25:58,575 Everywhere. 1307 01:26:03,204 --> 01:26:05,749 ♪♪ (slowing down) 1308 01:26:08,585 --> 01:26:11,004 (line ringing) 1309 01:26:12,756 --> 01:26:14,883 (ringing) 1310 01:26:14,924 --> 01:26:18,678 ♪♪ (jukebox: dance) 1311 01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:20,972 Bartender! 1312 01:26:22,515 --> 01:26:25,018 Now we can do this every night. 1313 01:26:25,060 --> 01:26:26,686 (phone ringing) 1314 01:26:28,605 --> 01:26:31,858 - (phone ringing) - AMBER: Wait. Don't leave. 1315 01:26:31,900 --> 01:26:36,029 I'm going to go get something to cheer you up. Don't go anywhere. 1316 01:26:44,996 --> 01:26:49,542 I think I found you something interesting. Looks fun. (clears throat) 1317 01:26:50,794 --> 01:26:52,003 Hi. 1318 01:26:52,045 --> 01:26:54,047 Uh... 1319 01:26:54,089 --> 01:26:56,675 Am I the most attractive woman you've ever met? 1320 01:27:01,721 --> 01:27:03,723 Sure. 1321 01:27:03,765 --> 01:27:06,101 Are you allergic to cats? 1322 01:27:08,645 --> 01:27:10,105 (tires screeching) 1323 01:27:15,151 --> 01:27:17,946 (knocking) 1324 01:27:29,874 --> 01:27:33,086 Trish, have you seen Amber? You just missed her. 1325 01:27:34,379 --> 01:27:36,381 Do you know where she went? No. 1326 01:27:38,133 --> 01:27:40,260 But I saw who she left with. 1327 01:27:40,301 --> 01:27:42,595 And you know what? He didn't look reliable. 1328 01:27:57,736 --> 01:28:00,405 ♪♪ (radio: indistinct) 1329 01:28:08,371 --> 01:28:10,582 (switching stations) 1330 01:28:10,623 --> 01:28:12,334 (static) 1331 01:28:42,030 --> 01:28:43,656 (knocking) 1332 01:28:52,665 --> 01:28:54,125 Kelly. 1333 01:28:56,002 --> 01:28:57,629 Hi. 1334 01:29:05,679 --> 01:29:07,472 I'm sorry. 1335 01:29:11,226 --> 01:29:12,644 Can I come in? 1336 01:30:00,275 --> 01:30:02,402 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 1337 01:30:05,363 --> 01:30:07,198 It's okay. I'm with you now. 1338 01:30:39,022 --> 01:30:41,775 BRAD: No answer? DAVID: Come on, man. 1339 01:30:41,816 --> 01:30:43,568 Dude has the rings. Where is he at? 1340 01:30:43,610 --> 01:30:46,404 Ah, he's probably just double-checking your wedding vows 1341 01:30:46,446 --> 01:30:48,990 for theological errors or something. 1342 01:30:49,032 --> 01:30:52,869 Making sure your ceremony is up to his standards, without stain or blemish. 1343 01:30:52,911 --> 01:30:56,664 - Okay, all right, Brad, just let him live his own life. - I'm sick of it, all right? 1344 01:30:56,706 --> 01:30:59,167 He's gonna crash and burn soon. 1345 01:30:59,209 --> 01:31:01,294 And I just hope I'm there to see it. 1346 01:31:14,391 --> 01:31:15,767 (door closes) 1347 01:31:20,355 --> 01:31:22,232 (car door closes) 1348 01:31:35,078 --> 01:31:36,705 (tapping) 1349 01:31:45,130 --> 01:31:46,965 You're gonna be late. 1350 01:31:49,509 --> 01:31:53,805 I was pretty stupid last night. 1351 01:31:54,764 --> 01:31:56,891 Thanks... 1352 01:31:56,933 --> 01:31:58,685 for not... 1353 01:32:07,902 --> 01:32:12,824 MAN: And so before these witnesses, those that love you 1354 01:32:12,866 --> 01:32:16,703 and vow to sustain you both in your public commitment to one another, 1355 01:32:16,745 --> 01:32:20,373 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1356 01:32:46,149 --> 01:32:48,068 "Never will I leave you. 1357 01:32:50,320 --> 01:32:52,655 Never will I forsake you." 1358 01:33:06,628 --> 01:33:08,171 (sniffles) 1359 01:33:17,514 --> 01:33:19,724 (sobbing) 1360 01:33:32,445 --> 01:33:34,030 (knocking) 1361 01:33:35,573 --> 01:33:39,327 Clay? (knocking) 1362 01:33:39,369 --> 01:33:40,870 Are you there? 1363 01:33:44,708 --> 01:33:46,167 Open up. 1364 01:33:49,212 --> 01:33:51,256 Please open this door. 1365 01:33:53,550 --> 01:33:54,718 Please? 1366 01:34:02,100 --> 01:34:04,185 I don't want normal. 1367 01:34:06,813 --> 01:34:09,149 I want you. 1368 01:34:12,152 --> 01:34:14,279 I wasn't able to appreciate... 1369 01:34:18,158 --> 01:34:21,411 Do you know what I did on my honeymoon? 1370 01:34:21,453 --> 01:34:24,205 I cried myself to sleep 1371 01:34:24,247 --> 01:34:26,374 trying to figure out why my brand-new husband 1372 01:34:27,667 --> 01:34:30,670 was more interested in watching... 1373 01:34:33,882 --> 01:34:37,385 on the hotel TV than touching me. 1374 01:34:38,928 --> 01:34:40,805 That's not your fault. 1375 01:34:48,688 --> 01:34:51,107 Why did you let her in? 1376 01:34:53,735 --> 01:34:55,570 That was Bible girl, wasn't it? 1377 01:34:57,322 --> 01:35:00,116 Was anyone else here in the house? 1378 01:35:00,158 --> 01:35:01,451 No. 1379 01:35:03,745 --> 01:35:05,622 You were alone together? 1380 01:35:05,663 --> 01:35:09,125 Just for a moment. I saw her leaving in the morning. 1381 01:35:09,167 --> 01:35:12,128 Did she stay the night? 1382 01:35:15,882 --> 01:35:17,425 (laughs) 1383 01:35:19,094 --> 01:35:20,470 What's so funny? 1384 01:35:21,680 --> 01:35:23,807 I was sleeping in my truck. 1385 01:35:34,984 --> 01:35:36,945 (door closes) 1386 01:35:44,953 --> 01:35:46,788 AMBER: Why didn't you come after me? 1387 01:35:51,001 --> 01:35:52,377 I have a theory. 1388 01:35:54,045 --> 01:35:56,381 Maybe love doesn't have to be perfect... 1389 01:35:56,423 --> 01:35:59,384 to still be worth it. 1390 01:35:59,426 --> 01:36:02,887 And maybe you don't have to be perfect for me to... 1391 01:36:02,929 --> 01:36:06,182 You don't know all the things I've done. I know more than you think. 1392 01:36:10,103 --> 01:36:13,064 I'm not sure if I should be with anybody... at all. 1393 01:36:15,525 --> 01:36:17,444 AMBER: Why didn't you come after me? 1394 01:36:18,611 --> 01:36:19,863 I did. 1395 01:36:21,031 --> 01:36:24,075 I ran into Trish. 1396 01:36:24,117 --> 01:36:26,202 She told me you hooked up with some guy. 1397 01:36:26,244 --> 01:36:28,121 Who? 1398 01:36:28,163 --> 01:36:32,292 AMBER: I don't know his name. I never even asked. 1399 01:36:33,877 --> 01:36:35,253 What'd you do? 1400 01:36:37,756 --> 01:36:39,132 Ouch. 1401 01:36:39,174 --> 01:36:44,137 - CLAY: Amber... - You know, I came here... 1402 01:36:45,597 --> 01:36:49,351 I came here ready to forgive you, no matter what. 1403 01:36:49,392 --> 01:36:51,192 I mean, that's what I'm supposed to do, right? 1404 01:36:53,146 --> 01:36:57,359 Isn't that the whole idea? Isn't that the good news? 1405 01:36:57,400 --> 01:36:59,402 You make it sound so easy. 1406 01:36:59,444 --> 01:37:03,239 You make it sound impossible. 1407 01:37:05,533 --> 01:37:09,245 If I betrayed everything I said I believed in... God forbid you made a mistake. 1408 01:37:11,206 --> 01:37:12,624 You fell. 1409 01:37:14,584 --> 01:37:16,336 You got it wrong. 1410 01:37:17,879 --> 01:37:19,798 What do you think I did? 1411 01:37:21,341 --> 01:37:22,967 AMBER: You tell me. 1412 01:37:24,761 --> 01:37:26,179 Nothing. 1413 01:37:27,514 --> 01:37:31,685 Nothing happened with that guy, Clay. 1414 01:37:31,726 --> 01:37:36,481 We went back to his hotel room, and he opened the door, 1415 01:37:36,523 --> 01:37:40,318 and I just stood there staring at my feet. 1416 01:37:43,530 --> 01:37:44,948 I couldn't. 1417 01:37:47,325 --> 01:37:49,160 Something was different. 1418 01:37:54,082 --> 01:37:56,209 (birds chirping) 1419 01:38:08,430 --> 01:38:12,350 AMBER: Behold, all things have become new. 1420 01:38:13,727 --> 01:38:15,854 All right, all right, welcome back, kiddies. 1421 01:38:15,895 --> 01:38:19,733 Live in the flesh. Here I am, the Zen master of what you want when you want it. 1422 01:38:19,774 --> 01:38:22,777 Now, where was I? Oh, that's right. 1423 01:38:22,819 --> 01:38:24,988 The rest of my crazy-hot chickapoo at the wedding story 1424 01:38:25,030 --> 01:38:27,073 from time recently served in flyover country. 1425 01:38:27,115 --> 01:38:30,326 Yes, sir, I did my duty. 1426 01:38:30,368 --> 01:38:33,538 But as I was saying earlier, 1427 01:38:33,580 --> 01:38:36,416 it wasn't meant to be. 1428 01:38:36,458 --> 01:38:38,335 She never even uttered a single word. 1429 01:38:38,376 --> 01:38:40,962 Just turned a complete 180, walked out of my life forever. 1430 01:38:42,422 --> 01:38:44,299 Nothing but a tease. 1431 01:38:45,925 --> 01:38:48,762 And I thought we had something special. (clicks tongue) 1432 01:38:48,803 --> 01:38:50,930 So what else could I do? 1433 01:38:50,972 --> 01:38:56,102 After facing such rejection, I did the only thing that any respectable man could do. 1434 01:38:56,144 --> 01:38:59,022 I went down to the hotel bar to try to redeem myself, 1435 01:38:59,064 --> 01:39:02,525 find some lonely, insecure, "last-call-for-alcohol" mama 1436 01:39:02,567 --> 01:39:08,823 to help me tend to my wounds, help me forget my recent catastrophic loss. 1437 01:39:08,865 --> 01:39:13,536 But instead I found nothing. She... found... me. 1438 01:39:13,578 --> 01:39:16,247 You want the details? Yeah, you do. 1439 01:39:16,289 --> 01:39:18,708 You want me to play show-and-tell and share my goodies 1440 01:39:18,750 --> 01:39:20,519 with the rest of the class... Is that what you want? 1441 01:39:20,543 --> 01:39:22,253 Is it? Is it? (turns off) 1442 01:39:24,130 --> 01:39:26,174 CLAY: She believed in me. 1443 01:39:26,216 --> 01:39:28,677 ZELLA: In you? 1444 01:39:31,471 --> 01:39:36,601 If you don't chase after that girl, you're nowhere near the person we thought you were. 1445 01:39:37,686 --> 01:39:40,230 Exactly. 1446 01:39:40,271 --> 01:39:42,065 I'm damaged goods. 1447 01:39:42,107 --> 01:39:43,983 She's better off. I don't even deserve... 1448 01:39:44,025 --> 01:39:49,823 My Lord, if you were any more self-absorbed, you would be a dot. 1449 01:39:49,864 --> 01:39:52,325 CLAY: So you agree. 1450 01:39:52,367 --> 01:39:55,537 - I should be alone. - ZELLA: Mm-hmm. Probably. 1451 01:39:56,913 --> 01:40:00,208 Ah, I'd like to wring your neck. 1452 01:40:00,250 --> 01:40:04,129 Look at you. The high and mighty. 1453 01:40:04,170 --> 01:40:08,967 You expect the whole world to stand up and do the wave for you, 1454 01:40:09,009 --> 01:40:11,678 give you a trophy for being good. 1455 01:40:11,720 --> 01:40:14,389 And if they don't... 1456 01:40:14,431 --> 01:40:19,978 So help me, if you lock yourself away for another nine years, 1457 01:40:20,020 --> 01:40:22,856 you think that will make you holy? 1458 01:40:25,358 --> 01:40:29,904 I wish I... I, I, I. 1459 01:40:29,946 --> 01:40:32,824 Stop twisting it. 1460 01:40:32,866 --> 01:40:34,951 Wake up. 1461 01:40:34,993 --> 01:40:39,748 Get over yourself, you and your pain. 1462 01:40:39,789 --> 01:40:44,669 Stop using the grace of God as a brick wall. 1463 01:40:44,711 --> 01:40:49,507 Do you get this upset over children starving? 1464 01:40:49,549 --> 01:40:52,052 Over anyone else's suffering? 1465 01:40:54,429 --> 01:40:56,598 I admire you so much. 1466 01:40:56,639 --> 01:40:58,892 In all my years, 1467 01:40:58,933 --> 01:41:02,729 I've never known anyone work as hard at being good. 1468 01:41:04,439 --> 01:41:07,067 Define "good." 1469 01:41:07,108 --> 01:41:13,031 (chuckles) There is no goodness without mercy. 1470 01:41:13,073 --> 01:41:17,952 There's no virtue without forgiveness. 1471 01:41:17,994 --> 01:41:20,246 And I'm not talking about Amber forgiving you 1472 01:41:20,288 --> 01:41:22,540 or you forgiving Amber. 1473 01:41:22,582 --> 01:41:26,461 None of this is about any of that. 1474 01:41:26,503 --> 01:41:32,217 The way you carry ancient, crusty, useless guilt like... 1475 01:41:32,258 --> 01:41:36,596 like a trained pet poodle you want to show off. 1476 01:41:36,638 --> 01:41:39,099 Like an excuse. 1477 01:41:39,140 --> 01:41:44,604 Let it go. What are you waiting for? How long? 1478 01:41:46,356 --> 01:41:48,817 You are loved. 1479 01:41:50,318 --> 01:41:52,654 You are so loved. 1480 01:41:53,780 --> 01:41:57,867 Oh, my child, you are. 1481 01:41:59,119 --> 01:42:02,247 Listen to me, Clay, enough. 1482 01:42:02,288 --> 01:42:05,583 We never arrive fully, this side of heaven. 1483 01:42:11,047 --> 01:42:15,260 You could remain hidden in that house of yours for 100 years. 1484 01:42:15,301 --> 01:42:20,140 Never see another face. What a shame that would be. 1485 01:42:20,181 --> 01:42:22,767 Well, you would miss sharing it 1486 01:42:22,809 --> 01:42:27,689 with a whole bunch of other confused nitwits, 1487 01:42:27,731 --> 01:42:30,984 some of whom inexplicably 1488 01:42:31,026 --> 01:42:34,612 care about you a great deal. 1489 01:42:56,843 --> 01:42:59,554 Playtime is over. 1490 01:42:59,596 --> 01:43:01,139 Be a man. 1491 01:43:02,557 --> 01:43:05,769 This is the day the Lord has made. 1492 01:43:41,596 --> 01:43:44,683 (horn honking) 1493 01:44:08,248 --> 01:44:13,545 "As the morning sun longs to break free of the horizon, I long for you. 1494 01:44:13,586 --> 01:44:16,965 I really mean it, baby." (chuckles) 1495 01:44:17,007 --> 01:44:18,800 "Clay Walsh." 1496 01:44:18,842 --> 01:44:21,344 You are so cheesy. (chuckles) 1497 01:44:21,386 --> 01:44:22,762 GEORGE: Come on. 1498 01:44:24,305 --> 01:44:26,975 Your chariot awaits. 1499 01:44:29,769 --> 01:44:31,354 One second. 1500 01:44:45,493 --> 01:44:47,954 ♪♪ (stereo: pop) 1501 01:44:53,960 --> 01:44:59,424 MAN: ♪ I love, I love the way you look tonight ♪ 1502 01:45:02,886 --> 01:45:08,850 ♪ The sparkle of the moonlight in your eyes ♪ 1503 01:45:11,895 --> 01:45:17,484 ♪ Let's dance around the world until we fall ♪ 1504 01:45:20,779 --> 01:45:26,576 ♪ Then catch a ride home on a shooting star ♪ 1505 01:45:29,204 --> 01:45:31,664 ♪ I'm in love ♪ 1506 01:45:31,706 --> 01:45:36,419 ♪ With you ♪ 1507 01:45:38,505 --> 01:45:44,636 (no audible dialogue) ♪ Are you in love with me too? ♪ 1508 01:45:47,764 --> 01:45:53,353 ♪ We're floating 'round and 'round and upside down ♪ 1509 01:45:56,606 --> 01:46:02,445 ♪ Searching for the things our parents found ♪ 1510 01:46:05,699 --> 01:46:11,287 ♪ But love is not the way it was back then ♪ 1511 01:46:14,207 --> 01:46:20,547 ♪ It gets complicated when the scars don't mend ♪ 1512 01:46:22,966 --> 01:46:30,598 ♪ I'm in love with you ♪ 1513 01:46:30,640 --> 01:46:34,019 Courtesy of one Mr. Clay Walsh. 1514 01:46:34,060 --> 01:46:35,979 AMBER: Thank you. You look so beautiful. 1515 01:46:36,021 --> 01:46:38,398 ♪♪ (continues) 1516 01:46:41,985 --> 01:46:47,032 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1517 01:46:50,493 --> 01:46:56,207 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1518 01:46:58,918 --> 01:47:05,925 ♪ I'm in love with you ♪ 1519 01:47:08,470 --> 01:47:12,349 ♪ Are you in love with me? ♪♪ 1520 01:47:27,947 --> 01:47:31,242 Have fun. Oh. Take your shoes off. 1521 01:47:58,061 --> 01:48:01,106 ♪♪ (jazz) 1522 01:48:10,615 --> 01:48:12,784 ♪♪ (continues) 1523 01:49:06,713 --> 01:49:08,340 Hey there, pretty girl. 1524 01:49:09,924 --> 01:49:12,594 Hey there, stress boy. (chuckles) 1525 01:49:14,346 --> 01:49:16,556 I love you. 1526 01:49:16,598 --> 01:49:18,767 Say it again. (laughs) 1527 01:49:18,808 --> 01:49:20,560 I love you. 1528 01:49:22,354 --> 01:49:24,064 The baby food aisle? 1529 01:49:24,105 --> 01:49:26,649 (Amber chuckles) 1530 01:49:26,691 --> 01:49:28,651 A little on the nose? 1531 01:49:28,693 --> 01:49:31,529 Very romantic. (chuckles) 1532 01:49:40,038 --> 01:49:41,664 I love you too. 1533 01:49:43,667 --> 01:49:45,043 Te amo. 1534 01:49:52,258 --> 01:49:54,177 Yes. You're supposed to wait. 1535 01:49:54,219 --> 01:49:55,470 Yes. 1536 01:50:02,060 --> 01:50:04,020 It won't be easy. 1537 01:50:06,523 --> 01:50:08,024 Yes. 1538 01:51:29,647 --> 01:51:32,317 ♪ Flame lights up a candle ♪ 1539 01:51:32,359 --> 01:51:35,278 ♪ Same flame will make it melt ♪ 1540 01:51:35,320 --> 01:51:37,739 ♪ Like every lamp burns bright ♪ 1541 01:51:37,781 --> 01:51:40,825 ♪ And then away ♪ 1542 01:51:40,867 --> 01:51:43,870 ♪ It sounds just like a child ♪ 1543 01:51:43,912 --> 01:51:46,831 ♪ Ain't right for sitting still ♪ 1544 01:51:46,873 --> 01:51:49,918 ♪ Seems it's always begging us ♪ 1545 01:51:49,959 --> 01:51:51,920 ♪ To play ♪ 1546 01:51:51,961 --> 01:51:54,589 ♪ Don't wait ♪ 1547 01:51:54,631 --> 01:51:57,634 ♪ Don't waste ♪ 1548 01:51:57,676 --> 01:52:00,512 ♪ Explore ♪ 1549 01:52:00,553 --> 01:52:04,057 ♪ Embrace ♪ 1550 01:52:04,099 --> 01:52:07,644 ♪ Love ♪ 1551 01:52:07,686 --> 01:52:13,441 ♪ While the days are young ♪ 1552 01:52:15,652 --> 01:52:19,197 ♪ Life is a thousand songs ♪ 1553 01:52:19,239 --> 01:52:25,078 ♪ Waiting to be sung ♪ 1554 01:52:29,416 --> 01:52:32,377 ♪ Want to climb inside this moment ♪ 1555 01:52:32,419 --> 01:52:35,463 ♪ And drink until it's dry ♪ 1556 01:52:35,505 --> 01:52:40,885 ♪ Savor it and feel what I can feel ♪ 1557 01:52:40,927 --> 01:52:43,972 ♪ There's hunger and there's heartache ♪ 1558 01:52:44,014 --> 01:52:47,058 ♪ And wonder yet to find ♪ 1559 01:52:47,100 --> 01:52:51,980 ♪ Every second hands you something real ♪ 1560 01:52:52,022 --> 01:52:54,858 ♪ Don't wait ♪ ♪ Don't wait ♪ 1561 01:52:54,899 --> 01:52:57,736 ♪ Don't waste ♪ ♪ Don't waste ♪ 1562 01:52:57,777 --> 01:53:00,447 ♪ Dive in ♪ 1563 01:53:00,488 --> 01:53:03,992 ♪ And say ♪ 1564 01:53:04,034 --> 01:53:07,579 ♪ Love ♪ 1565 01:53:07,620 --> 01:53:15,670 ♪ While the days are young ♪ ♪ While the days are young ♪ 1566 01:53:15,712 --> 01:53:19,049 ♪ Life is a thousand songs ♪ 1567 01:53:19,090 --> 01:53:25,263 ♪ Waiting to be sung ♪ 1568 01:53:27,057 --> 01:53:29,851 ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ 1569 01:53:29,893 --> 01:53:31,311 ♪ No ♪ 1570 01:53:31,353 --> 01:53:33,980 ♪ 'Round and 'round we spin ♪ 1571 01:53:34,022 --> 01:53:38,818 ♪ Open up your eyes and take everything in ♪ 1572 01:53:38,860 --> 01:53:41,112 ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ 1573 01:53:41,154 --> 01:53:42,280 ♪ No ♪ 1574 01:53:42,322 --> 01:53:45,408 ♪ As one moment passes by ♪ 1575 01:53:45,450 --> 01:53:49,621 ♪ Another one begins ♪ 1576 01:53:49,662 --> 01:53:53,375 ♪ Love ♪ 1577 01:53:53,416 --> 01:54:00,090 ♪ While the days are young ♪ 1578 01:54:00,131 --> 01:54:01,424 ♪ Oh ♪ 1579 01:54:01,466 --> 01:54:05,553 ♪ Life is a thousand songs ♪ 1580 01:54:05,595 --> 01:54:11,893 ♪ Waiting to be sung ♪ 1581 01:54:11,935 --> 01:54:16,314 ♪ Oh, love ♪ 1582 01:54:16,356 --> 01:54:23,488 ♪ While the days are young ♪ 1583 01:54:23,530 --> 01:54:28,451 ♪ Oh, life is a thousand songs ♪ 1584 01:54:28,493 --> 01:54:33,665 ♪ Waiting to be sung ♪ 1585 01:54:33,707 --> 01:54:41,006 ♪ And the days are young ♪♪